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Monday, September 6, 2010 11:09 amMonday, September 6, 2010 @ 2:20PMBeau Beasley had a job on Labor Day a year ago, and he expects he'll be back at work when the national tribute to the working man rolls around next year.

Don Bernier taught Wenatchee how to rockMonday, September 6, 2010 @ 1:25PMWENATCHEE — Don Bernier, who ushered in the age of rock ’n’ roll for Wenatchee, died Sunday.

Seri Menanti: Aristotle was also a satiristMonday, September 6, 2010 @ 12:59AMI READ an English translation of a book titled, in Italian, Il nome della rosa, or The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco was a tough read. Then I saw the movie and the book actually made sense.

Contact usThursday, September 2, 2010 @ 3:42PMIssue 4469. Last Updated: 09/02/2010 When Yury Shevchuk met with Putin, it was a truly historic event. Putin-watchers have been waiting 10 years for him to go one-on-one with a real critic of his regime.

Hamilton gang hit man deals for 18 years for 2008 murderWednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 3:22PMTRENTON — A gangster who pleaded guilty to executing an ex-con ready to testify against another mobster was sentenced to 18 years in prison Tuesday under a deal with Mercer County prosecutors.

Tipping, Rebates and Earl [News Bits]Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 11:59AMHurricane Earl approaching the East Coast. A new era in Iraq as American combat operations come to an end. How the USS Kirk helped during the fall of Saigon. Obama starts Middle East peace talks. Vanity Fair profiles Sarah Palin, lousy tipper. State to attempt another appliance rebate program after the debacle in April. Conan's new show on TBS has a name, and you can probably guess what it is.

A biofuel plant for ColumbusFriday, August 27, 2010 @ 10:44PMIn 2011, Columbus will be home to a cutting-edge biofuel production site, potentially paving the way for more renewable energy sources. It's back to school time -- for parents, too 8/10/2010 9:50:00 AM School bells are ringing across the Golden Triangle.

Tony Paul: Ex-Tiger Omar Infante a candidate for NL batting titleFriday, August 27, 2010 @ 8:54AMRemember how we all rubbed our eyes, then scratched our heads, then laughed when Omar Infante was named an All-Star? It was called my some the worst All-Star selection of all-time. And now, predictably, we're all looking like we're the fools.

Tap into WaterAid: Water here means water thereThursday, August 26, 2010 @ 2:26AM“There’s a direct link with the glass of water you serve and the people you’re helping,” according to licensee Stuart Wraith whose pub – the Fools Nook, just south of Macclesfield, Cheshire – has been collecting for the charity WaterAid for the past four months.