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Have you ever pulled a prank on a stranger just for your own amusement? I once went into a bathroom stall with a Nestle Crunch bar. There was another guy next to me in the other stall. I grunted very loud and managed to pass gas. I then rubbed the crunch bar on my hands, reached under the wall and asked him for some toilet paper. The dude literally vomited almost catching my hand. I said "whoa dude, are you alright"? I was holding back laughing so hard that I was crying.

Parents: Have you seen that commercial for Bounty paper towels where the kid draws on the counter with cake? batter and frosting, and then the mom just laughs it off and adds eyes to his artwork? Doesn't that just make you feel like the worst parent in the world? Makes me not want to buy Bounty paper towels. I wonder if I should share that with the Bounty people.

Has anybody else done this before? Why did you do it? Before I even start, I'd like to say 2 things: First, I am a straight guy (with nothing against homosexuality/bisexuality). Secondly, I did some pretty weird, kind of not-so-good things which I need to address. For the past year and a bit, I've been using alternate accounts where I pretended to be a girl. I've asked a good number of fashion-related questions, numerous "would you date me" submissions, answered an occasional "girls-only" question from the perspective I imagine I'd have if I were the opposite gender - but for the most part I acted the way I typically would on my "male" accounts. I wanted to see if anybody would believe me when I pretended to be a girl - and as it turns out, I'm usually quite successful. There are guys who've sent me emails on my accounts trying to flirt with my projected persona (and just for laughs, sometimes I responded). Everybody's always convinced. It gets weirder. I've used people's pictures and pretended they're mine so others would genuinely believe what I say. It was wrong of me. Am I the only one in the world who's done something like this? I'm 17 years old right now, and I'm very attracted to girls - I have fantasies about cuddling with them all the time, stroking their pretty wavy hair, making them feel appreciated (for what they want to be appreciated for). I don't know why I did those things, but it always did something for me. I don't really want a sex change - I'm afraid of what everybody would think, even if my family supports that right. It would be too awkward. I love being able to feel sexual stimuli in my penis. Besides, I'm into girls to begin with, why would I want to become a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with it)? Anybody else go through something similar? All of my female accounts had a set personality - most of them shy, self-conscious girls with hearts of pure gold but whose insecurities inhibit them from feeling truly happy. I'd like to add that in my early adolescence, there was a time when I'd cross dress in pantyhose/tights often (particularly hose, it's the only thing that REALLY turns me on), along with heels, skirts, and tunic dresses often. Oh - and I do all of this in secret. Nobody knows (though my parents did find out about my "experimental" cross-dressing phase). Yeah, but I've done it all the time. It does something for me, I feel genuinely gratified when I pose as a girl. Yeah, I have been thinking about it. A lot. I don't necessarily want definitive answers, I just want shared experiences. My main account is male, has been registered and active since January 2008, uses my picture, and has over 3700 points.

I always stick up for my brother but he will never stick up for me!? I feel like my brother and i are close but one thing that gets me so mad is he will never stick up for me... it could be my dad talking smack or someone who i guess has a problem with me but he will just listen to what they say and not say anything. It really hurts my feeling because if anyone talked smack about him i would totally say something and i have before. Like it's so messed up when my dad talks sh*t about me because my brother will just laugh or not say anything and then he says no i would stick up for you.. i just don't get it. another thing is i do nice things for him all the time like drive him where he wants to go, cook him food when my moms not home, give him money and he gets mad if i ask him to get me water when he's in the kitchen. why is he like that?

what is the funniest episode of kenny vs spenny? what is the funniest episode of kenny vs spenny? (except for the one "first one to laugh loses") i am just really bored and i am in the mood for laughing and watching kenny vs spenny, so i was just wondering witch episode is the funnies, thanks.

How do you handle it when your toddler laughs at time out? My 2 year old son laughs when we put him in time out. After half an hour of repeatedly putting him back into time out so he'd stay for his 2 mins my husband finally had to go sit with him in timeout. It was ridiculous. He just kept jumping up and laughing at me. I definately don't want it to turn into 'just wait til your father gets home...' Does anyone elses 2 year old do this? How do you handle it?

Why do many women (and men) pretend that male stripping is some kind of joke and just there for laughs? I've once heard about how women are the ones "both sexes can agree on are more beautiful" ~~*rolls eyes*~~ and that women mainly go to watch strippers for laughs or as jokey thing. Personlly, I think that's far from the truth. There are obviously lots of women (and gay men, even straight men) that get aroused by, esp, a fit and well built male body coupled with a good looking face. Sure there are some women that don't (there are also some guys that don't get turned on by females stripping either), but to generalize and say that "this is all it is" I think is totally and completely bogus. Don't you ladies think that it is an insult to say that you aren't turned on by that kind of thing? Isn't it pretty much suggesting that you don't have sexual appetites or libidos, which is of course not true. And gay men can get turned on by sexy male bodies--why not women? Is it just because of a long entrenched cultural tendency to view the female has having more sexual power? Is there some resentment about and opposition to taking some of that away from them and giving it to men? After all, male stripping is relatively new to history, so maybe it's not surprising that there will those uncomfortable and in denial with the idea that it can be sexually powerful and arousing. Is it that or what is it? I'd really appreciate serious and non-snarky/hostile answers, thanks. Haha "Dan"? You Got to be kidding me. either that or you're kidding yourself.

Who is the tall male actor with the shaved head/really short hair on Just For Laughs Gags tv show? Who is the tall male actor with the shaved/really short hair on Just For Laughs Gags tv show? He looks pretty young and i tried looking on the internet but haven't been able to find a cast list for the tv show.

How do I download south park episodes for free? I'v hunted everywhere and everywhere and I just can't find it.. South park is the only thing that makes me laugh (on the telly) I need them episodes.

What the name of this comedian from sept 28th 2009 on just for laughs montreal? so I watched this guy on just for laughs montreal. He did an impression of arnold swartengeer and also made fun of thee goose please help.

Do you knwo if all the gigs and the montreal just for laughs festival are recorded? There's a legendary performance by Scottish comic, Jerry Sadowitz at the Just for laughs festival, (1991) in which he was knocked out by an audience remember...And, i would love to know if it was recorded, and if i can watch it anyway online... ..does anyone know anything about this?

What live perforfance was this by Dom Irrera featured on the Just for Laughs 25th anniversary? Today i was watching just for laughs, as they were having an marathon for their 25th anniversary. In their classic or critic review's favorite live performances they showed an older clip, i think from 1988 or 1987, of Dom Irrera. He was constantly going "Ooh ah ooh ooh!" and talking very quickly. I need to know of a way to access the episodes again, or know what live performance this was. Thanks!!

GLBT: In your opinion, are straight people pretending to be gay for laughs offensive? We've all seen something like it before... when two straight guys girls pretend to be lovers or a couple for laughs. But is it something that you think is offensive? Is it that they're making fun of the LGBT community, or is it just funny how ridiculous it seems to be? And if so, is that ridiculousness hurtful at all because it promotes the stereotype that gay aren't regular people? Etc, etc. It's a complex question in my opinion. What're your thoughts, Y!A?

What is it called when someone laughs when being yelled at? Isn't there some kind of term used to describe this? When my cousin was being yelled at she would just laugh at what was being said, especially if it was more fierce stuff like curse words or calling her a little bitch for the way she's acting. She also replies with "thank you" to comments like that. What is this called and what can be done to handle her much better when she misbehaves. (she's 13).

How many of You are here just for laughs and how many of you are looking for something serious? I am here just for laughs, why are so many in P & S so serious?

What does it mean when a girl kind of sighs but then laughs before giving her number? there's this girl that i have a crush on and she did this when i asked for her number, maybe it was because one of my friends asked for her number that day too. i don't know. i just want to know what it means.

What are the best ideas for disciplining a 2 year old who won't listen, and laughs and sits through timeouts? My son is 25months old and is for the most part a loving son. Recently he has started hitting and biting to spite us to test our reactions. Yesterday he pushed a boy down at McDonalds and looked at us for our reaction. He has not been responding to time-outs with behavior changes over the past 2 months. (He sits there and listens to what he's done wrong, apologizes, and the next opportunity does the same thing wrong over and over). A pat on the behind or a little slap on the hand don't work - he just hits back. What do we do to make him behave and respect other people's feelings?

Just for Laughs - How many of you Dog owners out there look like your breed of Dog? Come on tell my what breed of dog it is and why you look like it. Only fun loving owners need reply to this question.

What's the name of that comedian on just for laughs with the strong southern american accent? It was on a while ago and he told a story about his dad fixing a pool and the dad starts drowning and he and his brother think he's just waving.

What will John Stewart and Stephen Colbert do for laughs after Jan 20th? they rarely make fun of people whose ideology they agree with i.e. liberals. Will they just rehash the McCain/Palin/Bush jokes until their ratings cause them to get cancelled?

Because she laughs at nearly everything I see, does this mean she likes me? There's this girl that I'm good friends with and have been for quite a while now and I have a big crush on her. I've just started to notice that she thinks I'm funny, and she laughs at nearly everything that I say, even when I don't really mean it to be funny. My friend told me that she likes me, do you think she does? Sometimes, she'll play with her hair, but I'm not sure if she's just doing that because that's what she does or whatever... Thanks.

Does anyone watch Barefoot contessa just for laughs? Good lord could anyone possible be more insincere and full of themselves. She is hysterical. I have seen two episodes where she is shown driving in a BMW or a Benz, clearly gratutitous "look at my toys" footage....LOL I did actually see her "Chefography" but I must have missed the hardships? What, when they backpacked in France prior to getting the whitehouse job? That was a boondoggle!

question is just for laughs ; non arabs; can you tell the difference between and indian, arab , and persian? well i am arabic:D actually i do think arabs very a lot so it is unfair to ask a question like this ! but i just want to know how would u judge based on stereotypes!

Who was that guy on just for laughs who made a joke about how french men are different from english men? I was watching just for laughs a couple of minutes ago and I missed the name of this guy. He was bald and was wearing a beige shirt. And he made a couple more jokes about his "nona" who only spoke in sound effects. and his wife with the tissue paper pants. I'm sorry if im not being that clear, but i appriciate your help. :) thank you.

Debt owed to me since 1998? I was just contacted by someone in my past, who happens to owe me thousands of dollars in phone/cable/rent/utilities from way back in 1998-ish. Its far back, but I was wondering if there was some way I could still get that money. Would a lawyer just laugh at me for trying to gain restitution from the 90's? TIA, just seeing what, if anything, I can do. It was not a scam. It was an email through Facebook, and not a scam as I haven't really told anyone about.

Just For Laughs - What would a Whippet and Newfoundland cross look like? Answer the question but also give me a list of any other funny cross breeds mix you'd like to see!

Does anybody listen to Michael Savage just for the laughs? He is quite the humourous fellow, although his politics leave something to be desired, perhaps.

Do you think I may have a chance with Sandra Bullock now that she is leaving that tool? My wife just laughs? at me for being so naive. We agreed years back that if either of us had a chance to hook up with a celebrity, the other would allow it to happen. My list included Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel, and Sandra Bullock. Aniston, who is usually available seems to have emotional issues with relationships, Biel has done Timberlake which makes her nasty, and Bullock may appreciate the gesture of someone leaving his wife for HER. Should I email her?

whats an enema for? i asked my friend and she just laughed at me lol

If a guy stares at you, laughs at your jokes and looks at you after he makes a joke and always turns red when ? you look at him, does that mean anything? Because sometimes he will not even look at me for more than a second and usually does not talk directly to me unless I start talking to him first. Does he like me? Is he just shy? Or is it something totally different? Please HELP!

What would be some funny harmless pranks I could play on my roommate just for laughs?

read for some scary stories? here are a few scary stories. some real some not! this one is called the hook. A girl lets call her sam and her boyfriend he can be josh were in his rusty old banger car driving along. it was about 19:37 and they're down the road from her house. he asks "so sam where d'you wanna go?" "umm.." she says whilst texting and quietly singing to the radio which is playing silently."hows about we go for a drive down here and then stop at the park for a bit just to get away and have some peace?" "ok sure babe" josh says as he drives down the road. when they get to the park josh pulls up and slightly turns the radio up. at that second a news flash comes onto the radio. "Hello im Richard and welcome to news flahs. the breaking news today which we need to inform you about is. weve just heard that a cerial killer has just escaped from jail. they call him hooky as he has a hook as his left hand......" josh and sam interupt repeatedly cackling at it finding it funny.sam only laughs a little bit but then stop as shes concentrating more on her phone. "well thats a funny story. things are getting so stupid these days!" "Yehh...what was that?" "haha. what?" "that noise..what was it josh?" "i dunno what your on about babe what noise?" "look josh can we just go home now please." "why?" sam looks at josh as if shes about to burst "alright alright im going!" josh says tutting sliently. they pull up on her drive. "thank you." "its ok darling. but im sure there was nothing i heard nothing at all. was it a joke babe?" "no im being serious" "ok i believe you." josh gets out of the car and goes round to open her door. There hanging on the door and still swinging was a hook! ok please ask if you want more theres plenty more where that came from :)

Was George Lopez show in Rosemont IL-Just for laughs- good or different than his previous shows? I want to go to today's George Lopez show but I want to know if he will be doing different jokes than he has done before here in Chicago. I know that the last one he came to was very similar to the one the year before that and I went to that one and do not want to go to another similar show. Anyone have any feedback/comments??

Where can i find the just for laughs special "laughs at Canada"? I liked that episode so much but i can't find it online, someone help me please

Cheapest, crummiest decorating ideas you've ever seen? Just for laughs!? I personally use a bath chair, the kind elderly people use, as a nightstand and drape old sheets over anything unsightly I want to conceal. Hoarders have a decor all their own! :)

what does the line "Turning back she just laughs" mean in the song Tiny Dancer by Elton John? The context is: Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad I'm mostly interested in the "turning back she just laughs" line.

my friend laughs for absolutely no reason she says its a laughing disease.. is there such thing? She has been acting really weird lately like when we talk to her she doesn't really listen and shes very quiet. She just busts out laughing outa nowhere.

Who performed during the JUST FOR LAUGHS show? THe man i am looking for performed on the show with lee mack and alonzo bodden, and made the jokes about the pope dying and promotion and also about george bush being 57 and not finishing the bible

Where can I find the Just for Laughs Gags DVD - Canadian version? Hello, does anyone know where I can buy the Just for Laughs (Juste pour rire) Gags DVD? I've been looking everywhere, but I just can't find the Canadian version. Thanks.

If God was being sarcastic in the Bible how do we know the whole thing is not just for laughs? Samuel 21:15 (New International Version) "Am I so short of madmen that you have to bring this fellow here to carry on like this in front of me? Must this man come into my house?" A king asking his servants why they have brought before him a madman, as if they may have believe he was in short supply of madmen. Sarcasm. God evidently has a sense of humour. But does His works of satire extend beyond this one verse?

Have you ever taken a "sexy" photo of yourself just for laughs and deleted right after? Or like any pictures that are inappropriate like just with underwear, nude, or bra taken on your digital camera and deleted them right afterwards. Come on be honest : ). Since a certain person had his/her photos leaked yesterday and I was curious if a lot of people actually do this.

Comedian on Just For Laughs Montreal talks about scary movies? Comedian on Just For Laughs Montreal talks about scary movies? An episode of Just For Laughs Montreal was on, and one of the comedians was talking about watching scary movies alone. He said stuff like adult ghosts don't scare him, kid ghosts do. And not to leave your closet door open, and when you leave your curtain closed in the bathroom etc. I was wondering if anyone knows the comedian? He was on the episode with Phil Nichol and Andrew Kennedy! Thanks~

Which park is used by the Just for Laughs Gags? A lot of the "gags" are shot in the same park. I'm visiting from Toronto and it would be cool to see the park. Thanks!

I never liked another Scorpio guy til now, can you give me advise about them?!? I met a Scorpio online (via facebook) I've seen him around school, heard of him rather. Requested him, he messaged me a little, very charming & harshly flirty, which is totally my style. Reluctant to give him my number, we texted yesterday almost the whole day while he was at work. I'm not a huge fan of texting, so later that night I asked if I needed to be the imitator or not to call very jokingly. He then called me, we spoke for 5hours! longest conversation I've ever had. Through that whole time though, we had an okay conversation. He's very intriguing, he laughs ALOT (just like me) & is very open with me surprisingly. He seems really comfortable because I love making others feel that way, I ask alot of questions being as though I'm a Scorpio myself. If I'm interested, I'm interested. Only thing is, he soaks it all up like a sponge but I'm rarely asked anything in return. He seems very selfish & says he doesn't usually talk to anyone that much, he seems like a chatter box though so it's hard to believe. lol, I mean, if he really does like me & feels comfortable enough to open up to me like he did, I'm flattered.  But atleast show the same interest in return! lol  He may have been having a ball but it was somewhat painful for me  because he'd say I was quiet when I'm the one carrying convo asking him questions about him! and when I ask if he has any questions for me, he twists it around just for me to ask him another question without me even noticing (until after I got off of the phone to analyze the conversation, of course).  I don't know. I just want to know he's genuwinely interested. He seems very secretive in thought, but open in theory if that makes any sense. He's also not quick to give compliments unless I hint at something.    What do you gather from my experience with him so far? What are clear signs to know he's interested any?! It's like he waits on my to make the first move, which is rather annoying! Here's his placements, then mine. Sun Scorpio Moon Scorpio   Mercury Sagittarius  Venus Scorpio    Mars Libra Asc node Taurus Sun Scorpio Moon Gemini Mercury Scorpio Venus Scorpio Mars Gemini Asc node Aquarius    

Who was that fluffy guy in the just for laughs show on monday night? The one that made the girl voice noises

How come sometimes when girls stare boys in the eye's (looking for a connection or something) the boy laughs? I just wanted to know :)

My wife imagines funny scenarios then laughs like crazy, is that normal? I've just gotten used to it over time and stopped noticing. Her dad gets angry about it even now cause she's been doing it for years and he think it's weird. Anyone else have a spouse who behaves like this? She's fun though.

Should the number 1 test team need to make excuses for losing? Any number one test team should be good enough to win in any country on any ground, just like WI did in the 70's and 80's then Australia did from 90 - 08 If you feel the need to make excuses because you are not good enough then you shouldnt be number 1. SL is obviously better than India do you agree with the recent results and historical statistics or do you need to be abusive and make excuses for being laughed at by all the other test playing countries? Ashish - When Australia were number 1 they won series in every test playing country including India in 2004 -2005 (without their captain - Gilchrist took the reigns) Has India ever won a series in RSA or Australia ? The answer in no and you have only won a single series in SL (93-94) 1-0 and a single series in Pakistan (03-04) 2-1. So as a number one team who have you beaten away from India ? This is why we are all laughing at India and the corruption that made them #1 ________________________________Pysco - Im pretty sure when Aust plays in India it is only for 7 ODI's ... India arnt that dillusional to think their #1 test position might not get taken away

What is the name of an old comedy movie in which a now broke playboy marries a wealthy...? ...librarian, planning to kill her? He eventually falls in love with her (after much comedy). I remember one scene in which they are going somewhere fancy and he turns her around checking her clothes for tags. We laughed ourselves silly during this movie but I don't know if it was really that funny or if we were just in that kind of mood. I would LOVE to see it again! Thanks.

Im kind of a heavyset guy and i wanted to dress as a girl for halloween for some laughs. suggestions anybody? Im 5' 11" and i weigh about 230. i am gonna slim up a little bit before halloween comes. I was just looking for some ideas to make people laugh until they cry lol Well im 5'11" and weigh about 230 but im not like really fat. I have like a small gut and i just have more mass than fat. I was thinking of something like "sexy" lol the people ima be hanging out with dont really get a lot of references to movies and stuff. but thanks to the people that gave me some ideas. plus were gonna be walking around all day in the costumes. i just wanna have a lot of fun that day Well im 5'11" and weigh about 230 but im not like really fat. I have like a small gut and i just have more mass than fat. I was thinking of something like "sexy" lol the people ima be hanging out with dont really get a lot of references to movies and stuff. but thanks to the people that gave me some ideas. plus were gonna be walking around all day in the costumes. i just wanna have a lot of fun that day. oh and by the way, if you dont approve, i honestly dont care :)

Why do Americans call the Beatles communists and socialists? Why? What in the blue hell logical reason could that be? Is it because they believed in peace and love? Is it because they had long hair? Is it because Paul supports Obama? Or are Americans just jealous that Paul McCartney, an Englishman, is the most popular person in the world and the most successful musician ever? I just came home from a McCartney concert and I am lost for words why Americans would call him a communist. I don't think he'd be very upset if the Yanks insulted him like that, he'd just laugh it off.

I love him, but he just doesn't look interested.? Okay, I'm into the lad, let's call him Jack, and he knows I exist but he's always introverted and mysterious whenever he's around me. Sometimes he says 'Hi' to me enthusiastically at random times but then ignores me the next time I see him. I get along great with his mate, he's like a really close best mate but when I was having a laugh with him. As soon as Jack saw us laughing together, he just went off to his other mates. I was in a group of people joking on with them, and he was way away sat in an alcove of a building. I'm into star signs so he's a Scorpio and I'm a Cancer. I just want him to actually talk to me. When I was on my own in a crowd I didn't know, I was waiting for the rain to stop in an alcove. He came over from his mates and just stood there. All I could manage to say was a really quiet 'Hi'. I'm always shy around him and can never get the guts to ask him how he is or start a conversation. On the rare occasions we do talk, we get on really well, but then he goes back to ignoring me. He's driving me insane. I want to tell him how I feel but I think he'll just laugh at me. If there's any Scorpio's out there, I need you to help me find out what he's thinking. Thanks :)

I just really want to know its bothering me.? All right so trying to make the long story short here: So one of my friends showed singes that he liked me so when I told him I liked him he thought I was kidding, laughed, realized it was legit hugged me and said "I have to show u a video on youtube." after that we went on as friends. All of my friends were like no that's lame why? So they asked him and He said, "no will never happen". Its been months and we have continued being really good friends. Like nothing happened! He even asked out another girl... got dedet, but still wanted her. Well, then this guy we will call "D" was obsesses with me and wanted me really bad. I would bring up Ds name around the friend and he would walk away really fast or change subjects or just plain ignorer me. My best friend Mike who I trust and love said, "he still likes you!" my friend Raeche said "no I don't think so, but he did change subject really fast... and walked away even faster." and my other friends just laughed and said, "he’s gay!" (There r suspicions but I don’t buy into them) D got me a really nice and expensive necklace for my birthday and when through a whole problem with that. I ended up warring it. The friend found out I got it from D and legit did talk to me the hole day I had it on. Witch was the day of my birthday party. The friend was fine until D showed up to the party. He complained about everything in the world and then he left... but there was also another guy I would talk about around the friend because I was over him and thought I could talk about stuff with him seeing he is my friend and all and he would ignore me when I talked about him 2! Now days we r just friends and no guy has been in the picture so no ignoring or "mood swings/ topic changers" but it still makes me wonder why was he acting like this?

what is the dumbest question you have asked on here? when you were being serious or just asking something stupid for laughs. I once asked how to turn on a computer.

Have you ever felt a sense of love for anyone you have encountered on here, either because of their? predicament or just because you think they are lovely and compassionate? I quite often feel my heart swell with a sort of love for some of my contacts when I read their kindness for others, admittedly most of my contacts are mainly here for the laughs, but just sometimes..... Anyone else ever felt their heart swell when their contacts have shared something and you have read words of wisdom, understanding or kindness? Edit: Nice, I mean it in anyway that springs to mind. I don't mean 'falling in love' or the kind of love where you want to be with someone, just the kind when someone penetrates your heart and what they feel touches you. Edit: Thanks (((Cassie))), I feel as you do (not about my own question though) :-) Terry, that's what I meant. Nice, you changed your answer. (((Gorgeous))) Shinigami (FAC): Have a hug form me, I've got loads and Olga just gave me some more (((Olga))) You're an anomaly, I really shouldn't like you, considering the things you say about we atheists, but somehow I kind of love you. (((Regwah))) I could never find the words to thank you for the times you have made my heart swell with the images of beauty you have shared. I'd love to spend some time with your kooky, talented, interesting family. (((Asif))) I suspect that you, more than any other inspire a feeling of love towards them, and by the most people. I think all who know you, love you. (((Fractal))) You're too beautiful. (((OurScottt))) Sometimes the prickliest exterior hides the softest centre. I think maybe you have experienced hurt and are protecting your heart, sorry that doesn't do much for you machismo, but I think you are very sweet. (((Wayf))) I've never thought of you as cold. What a great term: 'fellow-human-being-love', describes it perfectly. Do you mind if I 'nick' it for future use? (((Frou Frou))) No surprise you 'Feel the love'

Have you ever been propositioned for sex by someone speaking in a nonchalant manner? Have you ever been hanging out with a guy/girl and they've asked you how you would feel about having sex very casually? I mean, i ask because i've been thinking about trying this out. Be good for a laugh at the very least, for example saying 'so do you want to have sex' during a pause in conversation. Doesn't neccessarily have to be someone you're romantically interested in, could just be someone you're still getting to know as a friend, etc etc. LMAO @ JIM

does he like me or is he just comfortable around me? automatic 5 stars for most helpful answer? theres a new lifeguard working at my pool this summer. hes in my grade, and weve been going to school together forever, but we were never friends. anyway, i got talking to him since we are the only people the same age at the pool ( mostly really little kids or parents/older people) i sit with him for hours at a time just chatting about random things. the other day though he was talking to another guy our age that works there about how he saw these two girls making out when they were drunk and it was "hot", so i got kind of discouraged. he talks to this guy right in front of me about other hot girls. and how he wants to go to parties and "get butt" but heres the thing. sometimes when he gets off his shift and he can go sit at the lifeguarding table, he stays with me. i sit right under the lifeguard chair talking to them though so its not like hes making that effort to come see me. now this kid NEVER ever goes on facebook, but last night at 1 in the morning he facebook chatted me and asked why i wasnt at the pool during the day on saturday, and told me it was really boring. i told him that i didnt know he was working and i was with my dad all day, but id be there most of this week. i would have just ignored the fact that he chatted me if he was on normally, but he never goes on, AND he didnt do anything else. he didnt comment on anybodys wall, or pictures. NOTHING. its like he came on specifically to ask me why i wasnt there. ok and now for today. i just sat at the lifeguarding table all day with him and the other kid but since they switched on and off with their shifts, it was just me and him alone. and so i was talking to the kid that works at the snackbar and i kept feeling this tickle on my shoulder and i finally turned around and he was spraying me with tanning oil and like smiling/ laughing. and we were talking about music and just random crap again. but THEN we were in the pool together with the snackbar guy and the guy i like mentioned that this girl should work there and shes "sorta hot". so i just got really quiet and acted like i didnt even hear it. and then my best friend came with another friend and we were all talking but me and him ended up playing frisbee in the pool together for a couple minutes. i really hate these mixed signals. im not like getting my hopes up or anything but it seems so obvious, meaning its probably NOT even what i think. hes probably just joking around -_-

Why did he do this, if we're just friends? (Kind of long..)? About 3 years ago now, I was the type of girl to think she was "in love" with a boy because he had a pretty face. You know, puppy love. It all changed when I met this boy at school, as I got to know him very very well, I began to understand what love really was. But long story short, I wasn't allowed to love him, he was dating a friend when we met, and when they broke up she was hung up on him and couldn't get over him, so I couldn't just go for him you know? I kept all of my feelings to myself because I genuinely believed that if he and my friend got back together, he would be happy. All I've ever wanted, and still want is just for him to be happy, even if it's not with me. It's been about two years now since I fell for him, every single flaw and all, and I know I'll never love anyone the same way for as long as I'm alive on this Earth, as dramatic as that may sound. Anyways, as time went by I ended up liking him more but he really hurt me and truely broke my heart, and we resolved to be just best friends. So this past year, I've tried to help him get his latest ex back because he says she's his true love, and she makes him truely happy. And still to this day, even if it kills me to see him with someone else, if she'll make him happy, that's all I need to be happy. People began to ask us if we were in love or dating because of how we spend so much time together and get along so well, and he made it clear I wasn't his type, and would never be the one for him. I've been trying to accept this, and I was doing fairly well up until his birthday that recently passed. I wanted to look pretty for our two-person party, so I wore a new dress and did my makeup differently. We went for a walk at nighttime and ended up under a tree staring at stars together just talking, and laughing. We watched fireworks explode in the sky, and I kept noticing he'd stare at me and when I'd look back at him he'd smile and keep staring at me. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled back. At one point, we just held each other and laughed. Then the next few days after the "party", he texted me that he hoped it wouldn't be odd if he told me I looked good. I said it wasn't, and his behaviour was different then usual. We played truth or dare over text, and he asked me why I care about him so much, and he knows I always have. He got dared to tell me a secret, and said that I'm on his mind a lot. Later, a guy texted me asking me to text back dirty stuff to him =/, and I told my guy friend about it just cause I was so grossed out by it. He asked "would you even do that kind of stuff?" and I said not with just anyone, we laughed and i jokingly said "I guess I'd just make a bad wh*re, huh?" and he replied "well, if you really wanted to be one, you could." I replied "Nahhh ahaha, I'm not perdy enough x)" , to which he responded "Don't be foolish." Compliments like that are really out of the ordinary between us..? Anyways, after a few days of this kind of texting, he ignored my text for about 2 weeks. After the end of the second week I sent him a message saying I didn't know what I did, but I was sorry for it anyways and that I loved him. He said he wasn't mad at me, he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. Why..? :S 1 day ago - 3 days left to answer. Additional Details I've never flat out told him I liked him, because he told me i wasn't his type a long time ago, but I think it's kind of obvious haha, I'm not good at hiding my feelings. ** Now we're talking again, why did he ignore me right after things went so well? :S I have no idea what he could be mad about, honestly :S thanks though guys! 1 day ago

Why did he do this, if we're just friends? :S? About 3 years ago now, I was the type of girl to think she was "in love" with a boy because he had a pretty face. You know, puppy love. It all changed when I met this boy at school, as I got to know him very very well, I began to understand what love really was. But long story short, I wasn't allowed to love him, he was dating a friend when we met, and when they broke up she was hung up on him and couldn't get over him, so I couldn't just go for him you know? I kept all of my feelings to myself because I genuinely believed that if he and my friend got back together, he would be happy. All I've ever wanted, and still want is just for him to be happy, even if it's not with me. It's been about two years now since I fell for him, every single flaw and all, and I know I'll never love anyone the same way for as long as I'm alive on this Earth, as dramatic as that may sound. Anyways, as time went by I ended up liking him more but he really hurt me and truely broke my heart, and we resolved to be just best friends. So this past year, I've tried to help him get his latest ex back because he says she's his true love, and she makes him truely happy. And still to this day, even if it kills me to see him with someone else, if she'll make him happy, that's all I need to be happy. People began to ask us if we were in love or dating because of how we spend so much time together and get along so well, and he made it clear I wasn't his type, and would never be the one for him. I've been trying to accept this, and I was doing fairly well up until his birthday that recently passed. I wanted to look pretty for our two-person party, so I wore a new dress and did my makeup differently. We went for a walk at nighttime and ended up under a tree staring at stars together just talking, and laughing. We watched fireworks explode in the sky, and I kept noticing he'd stare at me and when I'd look back at him he'd smile and keep staring at me. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled back. At one point, we just held each other and laughed. Then the next few days after the "party", he texted me that he hoped it wouldn't be odd if he told me I looked good. I said it wasn't, and his behaviour was different then usual. We played truth or dare over text, and he asked me why I care about him so much, and he knows I always have. He got dared to tell me a secret, and said that I'm on his mind a lot. Later, a guy texted me asking me to text back dirty stuff to him =/, and I told my guy friend about it just cause I was so grossed out by it. He asked "would you even do that kind of stuff?" and I said not with just anyone, we laughed and i jokingly said "I guess I'd just make a bad wh*re, huh?" and he replied "well, if you really wanted to be one, you could." I replied "Nahhh ahaha, I'm not perdy enough x)" , to which he responded "Don't be foolish." Compliments like that are really out of the ordinary between us..? Anyways, after a few days of this kind of texting, he ignored my text for about 2 weeks. After the end of the second week I sent him a message saying I didn't know what I did, but I was sorry for it anyways and that I loved him. He said he wasn't mad at me, he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. Why..? :S Additional Details I've never flat out told him I liked him, because he told me i wasn't his type a long time ago, but I think it's kind of obvious haha, I'm not good at hiding my feelings. ** Now we're talking again, why did he ignore me right after things went so well? :S I have no idea what he could have been mad about, honestly :S thanks though guys!

i think im losing my memory and im 17 ? hello am 17 and ive thought for a while that im losing my memory , simple things like dont no what day it is and cant rememberng where ive put things or what i did the other day or things from a while back or sometime cant remember what i did the day before its freaking me out and im thinking over and over again that am losing my memory and i dnt no what to d0 incase people just laugh :/

Do you think it is immoral for a man to use rape survivor forums as a place for him to satisfy his fantasies? Do you think it is immoral for a man to use rape survivor forums as a place for him to satisfy his fantasies I have been arousing myself to rape fantasies since I was 4 years old if not younger. It is common for young boys to pleasure their genitals but then stop until puberty during the latency period. But I guess I never stopped. So I mean I've been into it my whole life. I mean it started with me arousing myself not to sex but to just the idea of pain and humiliation. Around 10 I got focused on the idea of girls being hurt and humiliated by being stripped to their underwear and it just got more violent and brutal from there. My mom caught some of my rape porn in the 5th grade and said she never wanted to see it again, although she caught me a few more times later. I got in trouble in 6th grade for making this "plan" to sexually harass a girl and force her to show her boobs and having all the boys in the grade sign their names to the list to show they were in on the plan. My name was at the top. But I mean it was just an innocent childish joke. I wasn't even in a class when I got caught. We were just laughing at it, and a teacher grabbed it from us. I got sent to the dean. I've gotten in trouble a few times in high school and college over stuff related to fantasies. But it never involved actually hurting anyone. And so I take great pleasure in reading news stories about real rapes, and spend all day watching rape movies. And then I found rape survivor forums, which was a great way for me to revel in the humiliations of REAL rape victims. It was heaven. I just love hearing how broken they are. I can't imagine what it would be like to hear rape victims speak in real life. I'm not bad to the girls I actually know. I mean I might try to humiliate or degrade them emotionally or verbally in real life, and then wait till I get home to think about the incident and escalate it in fantasy to physical abuse. Its not that I don't have empathy. Its precisely because I can see it from the girl's point of view that its such a turn on. But just to be clear my fantasies don't stop me from being a gentleman in real life. I admit I feel a little guilty about it since there are girls who I know as wonderful human beings, and yet in my mind I fantasize about doing such horrible things to hurt them. But just to be clear once more, it DOES NOT affect how I actually treat them. I have no interest in BDSM, since the whole point for me is that the girl does not consent or enjoy it. I get no arousal whatsoever from normal consensual porn. Can you really blame me for that? I don't control what arouses me. And its not like I chose what to be turned on by at such a young age. Just to be clear I have never actually hurt anyone and never would. Its all just fantasy. And even in my fantasies I don't like very extreme stuff like snuff or mutilation. My limits are torture and brutal beatings. Do you think its immoral to use rape victim forums as erotic literature? Is this a serious problem? I've never actually hurt anyone. I mean is rape really the worst thing in the world? Does it deserve to be treated as bad as murder? I mean from evolutionary psychology you can see just how normal rape is in the animal world, and most of human history. Are animals and cavemen evil? So while I understand that we're at a time in history where its not ok to rape, when you realize just how recent it is in the eons of human and biological history, it seems natural that a lot of guys would still be turned on by rape. I blame the internet, without it the only thing I would have is newspaper and hollywood. But there is just so much graphic material on the web. It throws oil onto the fire. I mean its just enriched and fueled and exploded my fantasies. Its all the internets fault.

My family are starting to hurt my feelings. Am I overreacting? This is going to be long. Just a warning, lol. Well, basically, I can be a bit... peculiar. Idiosyncratic would probably be a better word. If a control is measured by numbers (volume, temperature, etc.), then I have to have the numbers either on an even number or on the number 7. I don't even know why it's those numbers. If it's not on those numbers it feels like something bad's going to happen. It's like I can't concentrate on anything else because of this feeling. It's like dread. I know it can be annoying, but I can't control it. It's like my brain thinks it by itself, because I know that something bad isn't going to happen. It's the same with times. When I get in the shower, I have to get in precisely when the clock is on the hour. If it goes a minute past, I have to wait 'til the next hour. For the same reason, the feeling that something bad will happen if I don't. My hands feel dirty all the time, I have to wash them, maybe once an hour? On average. If my hands are actually dirty, and it's something I don't like (for example, cheese, lol), then I have to wash my hands exactly three times before they feel clean. I know logically that any germs/dirt is gone after I've washed them once, but my hands don't FEEL clean unless I've washed them three times. I also carry hand sanitiser everywhere in case my hands get dirty. I have a thing about keeping things in line - like if there's four magazines on the table, each magazine has to be the same distance from the other magazines. It's the bad feeling again - like one of the magazines is ruined if it's out of line. Whenever I'm out, I always get the feeling something's wrong at home - like I have to go back. Maybe I left the oven on, or my straighteners on, or the bath running. I know I haven't because I check them before I go out, but it's like this doubt at the back of my mind saying 'go back, just check one more time, and again, and again..' I've no idea why I'm like this. It's like, I know something bad won't happen if the heating's on an odd number, but I can't shake the feeling. It started a while ago, maybe 6 - 10 months ago. It started with the even numbers, and then more things started, and now it's starting to affect my life. I'm 16. My family are starting to get annoyed. They find it funny, but annoying at the same time. They either laugh at me, or shout at me, and I get frustrated because I can't help it. They all call me weird - my parents, my brother, my grandparents. If you looked up 'unbalanced' in a thesaurus, I can guarantee I've been called 90% of the synonyms by my family. My parents frequently tell me that I 'need to see a doctor'. I can understand where they're coming from, but at the same time, I feel hurt and upset by what they're saying. If they think I need to see a doctor so badly, why haven't they taken me to see one? I don't want to see a doctor, I feel embarrassed. They treat it as a joke, but to me, it's serious. They have a strong sense of humour, one that's based on a lot of teasing and mocking, but it feels like they've gone to far. My parents seem to think I've got some form of OCD, but I thought you had to like neatness and cleanliness for that? My bedroom's as messy as any teenagers. Am I overreacting here? It feels like I am, because whenever I mention that saying I'm 'psycho' or whatever isn't nice, they just laugh it off and say 'lighten up, it's a joke'. I've told them that I don't like it, but they don't seem to care. Should I just try and shrug it off? Are they being wrong at all? Am I right to tell them to stop, or just being too uptight? It's so confusing :( Thank you everyone :)

Help! Everyone hates me because I am Jewish? Everyone in my school hates me cus I am Jewish. Ever since the war with Gaza last year, I get constant comments and accusations. I used to hang out with the kids a couple of years below me because everyone in my year and the year below are so horrible to me, but I have been in secondary school for the last year so now I am the youngest. I used to see my old friends after school, but now even they have turned against me now. It feels like everyone in England has turned against Israel over the last year. They say Israel is an evil terrorist country who kills women and children, and they keep asking if I've killed any babies today. Stuff like that. They keep showing me youtube videos of Arab propaganda. I tried to explain its all just propaganda but they just laugh at me and call me brainwashed. I tried to explain that God gave Israel to us but thats just made things worse because now they steal my things and claim that God told them to do it. I don't know what to do. I cant change schools and everything I say makes things worse. I told my tutor and headmaster, and they spoke to them at first, but now they just dont do anything any more because they say its not racism, just "political opinion". I am afraid to tell my parents cus I know it will upset them. I dont know what else I can do. What should I do?

Mmmm.. upset much :(? help please people!!!!? me and my boyfriend have been going out for 3 months now and i adore him so much, i really think we can last, we have not had any arguments yet and i don't think he would ever upset me.. until last night! :(.. i had been texting him mid day when he mentioned bowling with his friends and some girls..(friends of the girl his friend was meeting), so anyway i just randomly said so is tony and the girl talking? which he replied.. nopes lol, so i said awwk! make them talk lol thats ashame. and he said ok ill go and sit with all the girls, i said ok then lol. say please and thank you haha!(joking around) and he said aw im sitting with all the girls lol its just me and them, and i said enjoy. lol.. and he said oh i will!.. now the other guys have came over!'' so i said okiee lol:L!, and he explained his batt was running out and he would talk later, so i said ok. later on we were texting and he randomly said like 2 hours into texting btw,, kimberly see those girls at bowling they said to me.. are u single? and i said nope. and they said aw is your gf good looking? and i said yeah very.. and they said aw shame!, hahaha:O'' i just laughed along.. i honestly thought it was funny. so i replied oh cute haha!!. u should have said u dont have one.. to see what they said !:L, and he said oh yeah i should have, not as if you would have found out your in another country, kidding.. wouldnt do that to you. (im in england in holiday).. at this point i was getting annoyed and was slightly upset. so i said to him too far.. and he said.. oh really? i replied yes, and he said ok babe.. i thought id cut the conversation short cause i was kinda upset so just said night.. (without the usual love you... and loads of kisses) he replied with loveyou baby. night.. he was acting like nothing was wrong. now he hasn't text me all day.. and i really dont want to text him cause i am still annoyed/upsetting.. what should i do? am i being immature and stupid? its just he has never hurt me like that before. i want him to know he cant say things like that:( help would be brilliant people! thank you!! (: xxx

Get this guy to ask me to hangout this week and want me more? I'm 15, I like this guy who is 16 that lives 30 minutes away from me and doesn't go to my school. He likes me too and we just recently hungout, we held hands, tickled eachother, just laughed and flirted the whole time. I know that we are perfect for eachother because we have the same personalities. Hes never brought up dating but he always tells me the cutest things and calls me his girl all the time. I would love for this to go somewhere but do you think dating him would ruin everything we have by him just getting bored of me and not being able to see me all the time... I just want to keep him wanting me. My bro has been telling me forever just don't show interest and I haven't texted him first or anything, only on rare occasion and he texts me everyday or talks to me on facebook. (He gets soo jealous too when other guys talk to me or I hang with them.) I gotta get him to want to hangout more but I don't like being the one to suggest it so is there a creative way to make him bring up hanging out this week?

How can i get this pervy guy to go away? Hii guys, im 13, in year 10 (We started the new year a few weeks early to give us a head start, technically i should be in year 9) but there's this guy i've known for about a year. I used to fancy the pants out of him, but he completely blew me off & i realised how insensitive he is so i kept away from him. Thees past few weeks we've been hanging around the same friend group so like, I've spoken to him a few times politely. & i've recently had my hair done & not to sound stuck up but it looks quite good :D && since then he wont go away. Like today he was admiring my figure & he like moved his fingers across either side of my body like over the outline of it because i have a hourglass figure. Then he just squeezed my breasts. Obv i slapped him but he just laughed & hugged me. & he keeps doing things like that, like trying to lift my skirt up or undoing my bra. He's so annoying! and he's alot stronger than me so he just grabs my wrists & doesn't let me run away. Alot of the guys we hang out with don't like the way he acts but they're scared of him too. I would go to a teacher but i really don't want to cause conflict & tbhh i know he just thinks its a joke & nothing serious. How can i get him to stop without snitching? :/ Thankyouu x

Help, I can't tell if he likes me ot not!? Okay, I'm 13 and this guy and I have been texting each other for about a week now and I can't tell if he likes me or not. At the beginning of the week I was dating this other guy who I had been dating for about 5 months. The guy started to text me and after we talked for a while he asked me if my boyfriend had kissed me yet, and he hadn't. Then he said that he might have to kiss me for my boyfriend! I told him that I couldn't do that because I liked my boyfriend and just laughed it off. So then next few days he casually asks me about it again when we text and I tell him stuff like I haven't decided or something and keep just "haha"-ing it off. Well a few days ago I broke up with my boyfriend and the guy found out. So he said now I was free to do what I wanted. I told him I hadn't had my first kiss yet and I wanted it to be with a guy I was dating. Then he told me he understood I wanted it to mean something and that his first kiss was that way too. I told him I definitely would not mind kissing him though. He said that he wouldn't mind kissing me either. Then we got talking about dating and he said down the road he could see us dating, because I was nice and cute. I told him I hoped down the road came soon. He said it could be like next year. I asked him if he meant next year as in when school starts or next year as in a year from now. He said next year as in when he see's me and decides he wants to date me. I can't tell if he likes me or if he's just playing me or just wants to use me. Help!!!

I need some MAJOR criticism on part of Chapter 1 from my book!? “Depression is not sobbing and crying and giving vent. It is the plain and simple reduction of feeling.” The loud crack of glass echoed though the otherwise silent car. Katrina’s face slowly faded from the cracked window, almost exactly how she faded away from my life. Katrina’s face continued to haunt me since her death whenever I could see my own forlorn figure. I could see so much of my sister in me, it actually hurt to stare in a mirror. But it wasn’t physical, like the pain in my now bloody hand. I guess punching the window wasn’t the best way to get rid of her memory. “Katrina!” My mother shouted from the front of the car as my father slammed on the brakes. I had been too distracted by Katrina’s face to put strap my seatbelt on, so as the car lurched forward, my body slammed into the seat in front of me. But the pain wasn’t enough to distract me. The tears I had kept locked behind my pale eyelids for so long, were finally free as they dripped slowly, forming small paths along my cheeks. Did she really just call me Katrina? Did she want me dead instead of my sister? It made sense, after all. Katrina was a cheerleader, popular, and she could’ve made it as a singer in the big league. I, on the other hand, was considered an outcast among my classmates. I constantly worried my parents by not eating or sleeping. Black had become my favorite color, the night, my friend. Instead of answering my mother, I shook my head and opened the door. The rain from outside demanded its entrance into our car, but I ignored it, as I ignored my parents frustrated commands. I knew where I was going like the back of my hand. Ever since I found out my older sister committed suicide, most likely from the wooden bridge, it had become my sanctuary. Ironic, I know. I wanted to forget about Katrina and move on with my life, but I still found myself walking to the bridge without ever planning it. A lot of people said I was Katrina’s clone now-a-days. I would just laugh, no matter how much it hurt. But even they could tell how hollow my laughter was. And it wasn’t just my laughter. As soon as the police deducted Katrina hadn’t been murdered, but instead committed suicide, I’ve been hollow. Katrina was more than a sister to me; she was my best friend. She was the only person I could trust enough to tell everything. That just made it hurt all the more. But what horrified me the most, was the fact that my parents hid the note. They knew Katrina killed herself, but they still let the police figure it out themselves. That was why I dubbed this bridge my favorite place to go. It was the only place Katrina felt near me; it was like the bridge was filled with Katrina herself. And because of that, the tears that had first came slowly, were now streaming quickly down my cheeks, dripping off my cheeks. When it became too much, I let myself fall. I ignored the dull pain in my side, and the throbbing pain in my knuckle. Instead, I focused on the pain, anger, fear, and every emotion in between. The emotional pain was worse than anything. That, mixed with the anger was what finally drove me insane. Joining my tears, were my screams. Sometimes, I got enough strength to scream out words, like ‘Katrina’ or ‘Why?’ or my favorite: ‘Fuc* me.’ Apparently someone must’ve heard my screams, because I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder, acting comforting. But it was an act; it had to be. Everyone in this town knew Katrina, and everyone wanted her here, not me. Please and Thank-you! :)

What's up with little girls growing up too fast? I have two cousins one in 5 the other in 6 and a friend who's in 5 th grade. I'm 16 so leave me out of this. See what I don't get is why children,in particular, girls try to be mature at a younge age, they are for God's sake, 11 year olds, and they are already talking about sex. It's so irriatting because when I was their age I didn't think about boys, sex, or make up.I enjoyed life and used every minute of my childhood.I didn't wear makeup till I was 15. It's so irritating because all of the girls I wear eyeliner just because I started wearing it, and after I dyed my hair all of them want to dye their hair too. My cousin and my friend want to become scene because they think i am.Plus I never told them about Andy Sixx, and once they came over and saw his pic and now the whole freaking 5th grade is in love with him. Plus all of them got a facebook. My "friend" irritates me the most, she's very spoiled and she denies it, she hangs out with older people (she's my neighbor, so she counted me as a sister), and two days ago she was asking about hair dye because she wanted her hair black(the color I'm getting) and i told her to get the one that washes out after 2 washes, but since she's very impatient she went the next day to the store and got the one that washes out after 7 washes.I just laughed b/c it didnt turn out the way she wanted it.Plus all of them complain about having crappy phones(they have iphones and i have the old motorola version), what I don't find fair about this that I had to wait till i get my phone in 7th grade not in 5th grade. Why can't those kids just stop trying to be like older girls and just enjoy their childhood for now? I would give everything to be a little girl again. anyone else has a problem like that where they get pissed off by little wannabes? I know! I totally don't get their parents!Even my friends mom said "I just want my daughter to be cool like other girls" what she means by other girls is freaking 15 year olds. All of then are so vein all they care about is themselves and how they look, and every single one of them wants to be a model of something I tried to keep they away from facebook, I would even lie that I don't have one because I thought they would copy me but that didn't stop them.Yes I agree all of the do have laptops, ipods, phones and other stuff. I don't get it, why is it easier fo little kids to get more stuff then for older ones.For example if I wanted something, I would start thinking out reasons why would i need it, and ifi came to conclusion i would either want it or just forget about it.But not the kids these days they getsomething and then they put it away in a closet.

I need a quick answer!!! if not im screwed? alright im 16 heres whats up, me and my GF just did it for the first time, she was a virgin, but i wasn't i forgot to take off my hoodie, and we got really into it, my first time had been a girl who wasnt a virgin so i hadnt thought about the whole...blood part, i assumed that it was just a little bit. After the pain had passed she didnt wanna stop so we went for a while after she was too exhausted we stopped..and i look at my hoodie, and its ....COVERED in brownish blood, splotches, splats, drops, and puddles, that alone was kinda ...gross exp the smell but i played it off so she wouldnt get self conscious i just laughed about it and took it off but i didnt want to like put it in the laundry because my mom does it all and ...she wouldnt want to see that..and i cant really do it myself because the machine is in her bonus room and i cant find time to sneak, so i hid the hoodie in my closet wrapped in 2 bath towels...but...there are fruit flies all over it, and the smell is starting to seep into my room anyone have a way to get the blood out? only serious answers plz

Depression, no friends..because of anxiety? ( This is quite long- sorry ) So I'm 14- i am seriously depressed and i have no friends whatsoever.. I have a severe anxiety disorder that's been ruining my life since i was 9, spent most of my times 9 - 11 years old at home and in hospitals because I couldn't go outside without having panic attacks or feeling extreme nausea.. I've seen lots of therapists and been on many, many medications for sleeping disorders, anxiety, eating disorders, OCD etc etc, I don't blame my parents for being harsh to me- because i was kindave a little shit from stress and depression, so i caused alot of trouble- but they hit me alot. I tried going to school many times, but i gave up when i turned 13.. I can't do it anymore, the anxiety is just too much. I embarrass myself so much and make people think im even weirder when i had to run out of the classroom feeling like i was going to vomit because of a panic attack- and the teachers think it's a complete joke always embarrassing me about it and stuff. So do my parents and brother, they think its no big deal- but they dont understand what i have to go through everyday, i feel sick every single day of my life, either depression of physically ill- so i cant go vacations with family and i have to stay behind, eating disorders also taken a toll on me, i was 72 lbs 5"5" before but now im 130- at 5'7' and my brother is always calling me fat when i eat something, so i get depressed about it and dont finish eating Whenever i be honest with my parents and i tell them about my anxiety, they just laugh and tell me " Stop being ridiculous, go drink some tea and youll be fine " Im always asking them for help, to take me to some sort of group therapy so i can fix this! Im off medication now, because I don't like the fact i've been taking medication putting that junk in my body when all it does is mask the problem temporarily- not fix it. It makes me sad when i see people doing the things they love- like sports- or going to the beach, because i cant. I want to do so many sports and activites and go out with friends- but my anxiety.. i have panic attacks, and eventually my friends didnt want to put up with me anymore thinking ' i take the fun out of everything " when its honestly not my fault... my parents keep telling me they wish i was "normal" I dont know what to do anymore- im 14 and i dont want to have to deal with this- i just want to live a normal teenager life but i dont know where to even begin- i dont want medications...

I married the "least favorite" child of the family. Any advice for me? My husband and I have been arguing lately because I don't want to attend his family's get-togethers. The problem is that my husband is the middle child and clearly the least favorite. I'm sick of seeing his family - especially his mother - show blatant favoritism to her other adult children. Everyone in the family admits that the favoritism occurs, but they just laugh it off. My husband says that it hurts his feelings sometimes, but not enough to keep him from spending time with his family. Maybe he's used to it, but I'm not. I love my husband more than anything and it drives me crazy to see him treated unfairly by his own family. And it bothers me that he's so willing to just sit there and take it! I'm scared that when we have kids, his family will treat them unfairly too. I hate going to his family's get-togethers because I'm always seeing the favoritism. And now that I know about it, it's like I can't stop looking for more evidence! I don't want to spend any time with his family, but that hurts my husband. What can I do? Has anyone been in a similar situation?

For native or those who've gone native; what does it mean to say ......? Hey guys, I want to know what does it mean when some one says " attend me" In fact, I am studying in a university in a country where English is not their mother language; the university asks professors to take students attendance. The do that, but some students show up a little bit after they are done with taking attendance; they,consequently, say to professors "attend me" because they think that the meaning of this is asking professors to mark them present. Since these students are not speaking English fluently becuase it is not their first language, they do many mistakes; I guess, one of these is this one. I struck up a conversation with one of the professors once and were talking about the university and students; he laughed about students because they say "attend me" and said that it has a negative connotation. I did not dare ask him what was wrong with that. I just laughed. So, help me guys!!!! What do you think does it mean??????? Thanx

can anyone interpret these dreams? well its 2 dreams, once i dreamed that my stepfather was hitting me with a belt and it didnt hurt and i just laughed at him, then i dropped him to the floor and started hitting him the same way he hit me and it hurt him a lot and he started crying, before i know it hes without a shirt laying on the floor, and he got up and we started fighting physically, then he reached for a knife, and was trying to put it right in my heart, but i was struggling with my hand to stop him, then i woke up . The other dream was that i was in some place that idk, and this men was killing all these people, and i took a gun and try to shoot him but i was out of ammunition and i tried and tried but nothing happened, so he followed me, and i knew i was going to die so i just stoof in front of him covering my ears and started shaking and crying while he was pointing at me with a gun from a distance, then a girl came and hit him, but he killed her, so then i told him to stop and he came to me and touched my face and told me to run, and i hid in a room and he knew i was in there, and i was crying in there really loud, and he was outside the door screaming and crying, and i woke up can anyone tell me wat this coulddd meann? Yeahh but why was this guy screaming and crying outside the room i was hiding in, while he heard me crying too? he sounded like he was nutssssssssss

Why does my brother do this? We have two dogs one is a very old bloodhound and the other is a mini bull terrier puppy, well the puppy. Just loves the bloodhound so much that she will start choking herself on the leash to get to him, but she is teething and bites us a lot and since she hates my brother she bites him harder, so now my brother will let the bloodhound out and he will run around and the puppy will strangle herself, or he will start clapping and calling her name getting her all excited and she will choke, and my mom yells at me for letting her do it, and my brother will sit there just laughing while this is happening, if i talk to my mom about it she gets mad because she thinks i want to blame it on my brother so i dont get in trouble, what do i do and why is he doing this?

Short hair problem? Really bad problem for me? I am trying to grow my hair out long. But It will not grow longer. I've tried trimming to see if it comes back longer, but it just stops at one lengh which is to my shoulder blade. I think it may have to do with stress, but the stress is probablly from my family because no school in summer, and I don't do too many activities. I've tried telling them that I am stressed out from the yelling that goes on but they just laugh, like I am too young to have stress. Any tips to help my hair grow longer? I heard that horse shampoo works, but idk if I should do it. Any tips though would be grateful!

Why does my mom hate me? I don't know why my mom hates me. I am 12 year old, 4.0 student, I join band and the track team, and I stay out of trouble. My mom doesn't like me hanging out with my friends because she thinks their no good. Then again she doesn't know my friends. She doesn't even let me hang out when it's summer. So, I have to lie to her telling her I'm at the library or out for a run. She doesn't go to any of my band concerts. Even my last one of the year and she skipped it because she HAD to watch the finale of American Idol. Also she left me without a ride back home. We never talk, when she talks to me it's always about school. She already decided what collage I'm going to. Which is UCLA or UC Berkeley. I talk to my friend's mom like 10x more them my own mom, because she understands me, and she like my 2nd mom. When I was 8 my mom asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up and I said I wanted to me an actress. She just laughed at it and told me to get real. Today when she came home to make me lunch she said hi and I smiled, but then she snapped at me for not saying hi back. Because of her she started my bulimia and thinking about killing myself. But I only throw up twice. I stopped when I read something about it. I know I need help, but I can control myself.

Moths .... whats going on with them ? What is the point of being nocturnal but also (seemingly) afraid of the dark ??? Theory 1 : god created them just for a laugh Theory 2 : Just one of evolutions less successful inventions

Why is my stomach cramping after i threw up? Can this be a sign of pregnacy? I have been having unpretected sex and all. But I just check yesterday for a pregnacy test and it came back negative. But it was a cheap 99c one. My boyfriend just made me laugh and it started cramping. Is this normal?

Let's be honest here: all this 'waiting' for Mayweather's "decision" is just boiling the hype up to the fight? This is making it bigger! I went to go get coffee yesterday at the usual gas station before school and the cashier knows I'm a boxing fan. He only watches Mexican fighters since he's of the same heritage. But he asked when Mayweather and Pac gonna fight and I told him that they're were waiting on PBF's response and he said, "haven't they been arguing for over two years now". I laughed and said it's only been 7 months since December when negotiations started. He then told me that he would happily pay $55 dollars for that PPV, and I agreed with him. Basically, now he's gonna tell his fellow co-workers, friends, family that the fight isn't happening until Mayweather makes his decision. This is HYPE! BUILDUP! Yes, they could have gone on promoting by now, but a perfect example is LeBron's hype - a fcking one hour special on where he's going? Dude hasn't even won a championship...okay going off topic haha, but the point being that maybe Mayweather will have an internet stream on RingTv.com on his 'decision'. Suspense, the culminating drama up until a climax - be patient young ones and remember that Mayweather also took a long time to sign a contract with a fighter who many said he would never fight, the Mosley fight. Sorry bout the rant, thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

My friends and I are planning to wear atheist shirts and bring copies of The Origin of Species to church? for a laugh. We're going to film it too. I was just wondering if they could legally kick us out of the church for doing this.

Just for laughs. Vote? (:? Once again, we're just bored. And apparently the last picture I put up didn't work for you guys. :P So here's another one. :D Or two... Haha which one do you think is prettier? (: GIRL 1; http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/Phooonnneee2.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/Image0045.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/view.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/Image0036.jpg GIRL 2 http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/25541_109701789063215_1000007018381.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/pool.jpg [Girl on the left. Lighter Hair.] http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/mail.jpg [Girl on the right. Lighter Hair.[ http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/kayylamichelle/erfHailie.jpg

what do i do! i stand up for myself but the bullies just laugh in my face.? i dont know where to put myself.

Looking for a name/link to a specific Just for Laughs sketch I saw a few weeks ago (shakespearian improv thing? There were two guys dressed in nice suits, very profesional looking. The audience wrote prompts on cards and during the sketch they were walking through the audience on a quest for the 'rock of curling' every so often they would grab a card and read of it and work it into the scene. so amazing. Oh, and they were talking in shakespearean-style old english. I'm hoping for a youtube link, or a name of the comedians or something. Ehh... I realize that im not giving you much to work with, but im hoping someone knows what im talking...typing about. :)

I got the tabs for 'I just laugh" by nevershoutnever but how do I know what fret its on? (10pts)? what fret to play the song on* (im new at thiss)- first song im trying.. an I have an acoustic guitar.

Can I get in trouble for doing this...? If I copy and pasted this thing... © Profile Original & Official® █║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌ The real ???? ???? ✔Verified by Mark Zuckerberg ✔ ©Verified Official ...to the 'write something about yourself' section on my facebook profile, just for a laugh, can I get banned or get in any kind of trouble from facebook for using it? I'm not pretending to be a celebrity or anything. My profile is me, and the detailed info I have there makes it pretty obvious I'm not someone who needs their account verified. So can I get in trouble for it? I just find it really funny to have on my profile hahaha

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Just curious and this is just for laughs but I wouldn't mind knowing the real answer too!

is it true that in japan, japanese guys like japanese girls but japanese girls have a preference for whiteguys? i hear a lot of people say this and i was wondering if they are really like that. cuz i thought it was odd. lol. and one japanese guy told me that white women looked like men to him, but japanese girls don't mind white men, and i just laughed

can a four year old be a "perv"? My son constantly speaks of "private" body parts on himself and others. He also has a thing with needing to touch women's breasts too. I explain to him calmly and carefully not to do those things. On occasion I will ask him why he does it. I just laughs it off. He is number 5 of 7 kids and none of the others are doing this. Also, I am a full time mom and my kids really go nowhere without me. What are some possible reasons for this behavior and how can I correct it without him thinking "private" parts are bad. Remeber he's four and will be five in August????????????????????

Why don't men that go for those foreign women from backward nations just admit they can't handle a real woman? I laugh at how American men call us fat and lazy, when they are ugly and ridiculous. My company recently hired many young foreign women from the Former USSR and Communist Bloc states of eastern Europe as part of an exchange program. These women dress revealing and slutty just to get any man.They don't do much work in the office other than to comment on each others clothing and how much weight they lost excercising! They are pathetic. I maybe chubby, but real women have curves, and at least we women in America, Great Britain, Germany, and the rest of the free world are proud and confident to accomplish anything and go to a beach or bar without worrying about our bodies. All those foreign women from backward nations can do is just look for some catch while they do little work and act as pleasure toys and sperm deposits. Men that want that deserve those women for their stupidity..

Why do i laugh every time i hear someone say “vagina”? lol for school, we'd have to read the science book out loud in tables and everytime someone says “vagina” i'd just start laughing.. (silently to myself). Is it just me or do other people laugh too? Or maybe its just a habit? Haha i feel like an immature person whenever i do that.. Wow why are u being rude. im curious thats y im asking this no need for rude answers. i was nice in my question

is China dangerous for American women? I'm going to either Singapore, Hong Kong, or Shanghai for 3 months. Every friend and family member i share this with tells me i'm going to be abducted and sold into prostitution (they mean it as a joke but being the one going, i'm obviously not laughing.) I was just wondering how prevalent this is for american women...it concerns me that I can't find anything on the internet about it.

Not trying to offend anyone...but...? I like dumb blonde jokes :D Post some up, if u have any *Three fugitives, a blonde, a brunette and a red head were spotted by a police. The blonde hides in a sack of potatoes, the brunette hides in hay and the red head hides in the dog house. To check around, the police kicks everything, waiting for a reaction.(weird) He kicks the dog house and the red head replies "woof!". He kicks the hay and the brunette replied "moo!" He kicked the potato sack and the blonde replied, "PO-TA-TO!" *A blonde went into a chatroon, and she saw someone type in "IDK" She asked someone in the chatroom "what does IDK mean?" a person replied "I don't know." The next day the blonde was walking around and met her friend. She asked her friend "What does IDK mean?" "I don't know," the friend replied. Then, she called up her cousin and asked, "what does IDK mean?" The cousin said, "I don't know!" The blonde slammed the phone and said "Oh my GAWD NOBODY KNOWS!!!" *One last, I'm tired typing* A blonde, a brunette and a red head die and go to heaven. God said that if no one laughs at his jokes, they can go to heaven. If they don't laugh at one of his jokes, they could progress up the 100 stairs. The red head laughed at the 35th one, the brunette laughed at the 66th one and the blonde laughed at the 99th step, without god even saying the joke and he asked "Why'd you laugh? I haven't even said the joke yet!" The blonde smiled, "I finally got the first joke!" BTW, I'm not stereotype, I just laugh at these jokes. No mean to offend anyone :( yet again, im not trying to offend ppl, and even my blonde friends laugh at these jokes, and they're really smart! They're in all honors classes,too!

My mother suffers from depression. How can I help her and myself? I am currently 20 years old and am going to college. I am in my second year. I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and just moved in with him last week. My brother is 25 and still lives at home with my parents who as far as I know are happily married. My parents and brother just moved from the home we grew up in to a different city thats a bit closer to me but not to far from where they used to live. This way, my brother can still commute to his job and I can see my parents more often. For a long time now, my mother has suffered from social anxiety, anxiety and depression. Ive noticed that in the past few months it has REALLY picked up. Everytime I call to talk to her on the phone she is crying. She always tells me how unhappy she is and how she cant let go of the past and wishes my brother and I were still young. She is depressed about their move, my move with my boyfriend and she just feels lonely. Nothing really major or horrible has ever happened in our family. My brother and I were raised well and have never suffered a tragedy or anything of the sort. Life has been really really good. My brother also suffers from anxiety and depression like my mother does and so does my mothers mother. (my grandma) Im guessing this was passed down because there are a lot of mental issues on her side of the family. My dad cant help my mom because he is like me; happy, outgoing, a free spirit, enjoys life. However my dad doesnt understand the sickness of depression and thinks it is easy to be cured. We try to tell him it cant just be fixed with the snap of a finger but he just laughs it off. I wish my dad would be more helpful because Im the one who gets all the backlash from this. Im the one my mom cries to and im the one my brother cries to. I really dont know what to do but this is having such a big effect on my life. I worry about my mother and brother constantly and hearing my mom cry breaks my heart. I try to talk to her and tell her everything is going to be fine but its hard for me to even tell her that when I dont know what the problem is in the first place? Thats the cycle of life, your kids grow up and leave and start their own lives. Why is this so difficult for my mother to handle? Other parents deal with it fine. And since I moved out to go to school about a year and a half ago, Ive talked to her every single night on the phone before bed and gone to visit her numerous times. I dont know one college kid who talks to his/her mother EVERY NIGHT before bed. Its a strain on my life and I love her but I really do need some help to try and make my family life better. Can anyone PLEASE help?

Do you think the college saw in me what other people don't want to accept is in me (as in, I'm evil)? This is going to sound positively horrible, but I would love other opinions, because I know my perception is really skewed. I’ve been thinking a lot about being rejected by my first-choice college. Everyone at my school was rejected by this college, except for one of my good friends. He’s a great guy. This school is very lucky to have him. I’ve literally planned my life around my favorite school (I’ve known that I love it since I was little, and the older I’ve gotten the more that I’ve known it’s an absolutely incredible place). Alas, I failed in being accepted. I feel that being rejected is the ultimate proof of my being scum. People tell me how I’m “the nicest”, and I’ve always known they’re wrong. They can’t see my soul, but it’s dirty. I try to explain that I’m not a good person, and everyone just laughs and says I’m being silly. Everyone says how much competition there is to be accepted. However, that just goes to show how unworthy I am. My friend is such a nice guy, and he deserves to be at this college. If I deserved to be there, I would have been accepted. It’s just that this school must have brought the decision down to our personalities and to how good the admissions staff believes we are as people. My fellow classmates who applied and I kind of evened one another out. I had the highest average (GPA), this friend had the highest SAT scores, and everyone else also was right there with their grades and scores. Everyone also had packed resumes (I love volunteering, one friend loves sports, another loves the environment, etc., so we had our own niches). This is how I know my badness must have come through on my application, because the admissions committee must have recognized that my friend is just a better person (and he is; I can’t even explain how good of a guy he is). I’m ashamed of myself, because it comes down to the fact that I simply wasn’t qualified (in the sense of my IQ and in the sense of my soul). Do you think being accepted to this school is proof that one is a kind and compassionate person? How could it not be? I really appreciate your time.

Do you think the college saw in me what other people don't seem to want to accept is in me (as in, I'm evil)? This is going to sound positively horrible, but I would love other opinions, because I know my perception is really skewed. I’ve been thinking a lot about being rejected by my first-choice college. Everyone at my school was rejected by this college, except for one of my good friends. He’s a great guy. This school is very lucky to have him. I’ve literally planned my life around my favorite school (I’ve known that I love it since I was little, and the older I’ve gotten the more that I’ve known it’s an absolutely incredible place). Alas, I failed in being accepted. I feel that being rejected is the ultimate proof of my being scum. People tell me how I’m “the nicest”, and I’ve always known they’re wrong. They can’t see my soul, but it’s dirty. I try to explain that I’m not a good person, and everyone just laughs and says I’m being silly. Everyone says how much competition there is to be accepted. However, that just goes to show how unworthy I am. My friend is such a nice guy, and he deserves to be at this college. If I deserved to be there, I would have been accepted. It’s just that this school must have brought the decision down to our personalities and to how good the admissions staff believes we are as people. My fellow classmates who applied and I kind of evened one another out. I had the highest average (GPA), this friend had the highest SAT scores, and everyone else also was right there with their grades and scores. Everyone also had packed resumes (I love volunteering, one friend loves sports, another loves the environment, etc., so we had our own niches). This is how I know my badness must have come through on my application, because the admissions committee must have recognized that my friend is just a better person (and he is; I can’t even explain how good of a guy he is). I’m ashamed of myself, because it comes down to the fact that I simply wasn’t qualified (in the sense of my IQ and in the sense of my soul). Do you think being accepted to this school is proof that one is a kind and compassionate person? How could it not be? I really appreciate your time.

Help!?!?Teen Girls Only?!?!? I'm 16 years old and will be 17 in Jan, and I hate my chest size. My chest size is 36A. I hate the way I look and feel with cloths on or off. I don't even feel right. I know that other girls put the same question up, and I know that your gonna say that I'm still young yet. But I hate it, my mom even makes fun of my small size. I hate bathing suits, or cute shirts (not the open cut shirt) just wearing any kind of tops makes me self-conscience. I have a pretty big butt and people say that thats what makes up for it. I sometimes feel like there is something missing, I don't want a chest to show off or anything. I just want to feel better about myself. My mom has d's. I hate shopping for bras, or cloths. I wear sweaters alot because I hate how I look. I don't want a chest for anything else but to feel better and not feel like that there is something missing. I was thinking maybe when I'm older to get them bigger even though I really don't want too. I don't know what to do. My mom doesn't help out at all, she just laughs, and I heard her say that she is happy that I am small, and hopes that I stay like that. I try to put on a little weight but that doesn't help it just goes to my butt plus I have a high metabolism, so I only way like 112 if that. I don't know what to do, i don't know if I should try to take supplements to make them grow. My chest is a 36A and I want to be a 36B or 38B. I hate my body soo bad. It might sound wierd but when I was little I would pray that I would someday feel better and have the size that I always wanted... So any advice, please no mean comments, its bad enough that i hear it from my mom...so please help me and if you can thanks, p.s. sorry for writing alot. My height is 5'3

why arent girls like this out there? who are beautiful, in another word, hot and doesnt drink, who is smart athletic, doesnt like going to clubs and to smoke, and who are quite mature for their age???you know there are girls that just laugh for no reason and are just stupid! im 17, but i havent had a girlfriend. I couldve had many of them but i just dont like girls who drink and smoke and are ugly from inside but hot from outside...!

i heard NASA used the geocentric theory to launch a missile to the moon, is this true? the story goes like this... nasa was having trouble with their calculations, no matter how many times that would launch a missile to the moon it would miss. some scientist, just for laughs, went to use the geocentric model of the earth, strangely, every missile they sent to the moon with this model hit the moon dead on. i believe it was called the "stationary earth platform"

Is Humour In Movie Nowadays Too Forced? Okay, I know people will have a huge opinion on this, but movies such as The Hangover, I mean, yeah there are some funny parts, but sometimes I feel that the humour in movies now are just so forced. I hardly laughed in the hangover, mostly only cause my friends did and you don't want to seem like the only one not laughing etc.. I personally prefer subtle humour, dark humour, stuff that is done well.. An example of such movies are "Punch Drunk Love" , "The Suid And The Whale", "The Darjeeling Limited" to name a few. Sometimes it kinda feels as though people just laugh at things because it is put there on a big screen for you to view it. A lot of the things in movies are not funny, just dumb and lazy I reckon :P This is not to cause arguments, but just to share thoughts, as I am someone who is very passionate about film and study Film Production at University and writes scripts. P.S. I would say I have a great sense of humour.. But "Forced" Humour should be recognised I think.

What would you think of this boy (long)? We both have Asperger Syndrome and share the same interests and such, same humor (as in speaking up in a 100+ crowd and making everyone bust their guts laughing) I find myself staring at him, like a lot. His friends have come up to me and asked if I liked him just before Valentine's and I said no, so his friends told him I didn't like him. I checked his facebook page a couple days after V-day and had joined clubs and such saying ''I was Single for Valentine's Day =('' He says he desperately wants a girlfriend, only one, because he ''wouldn't cheat on her'' anyways today I actually worked up effort and took the time to talk to him. I said how are you and all the basic stuff and told him ''So how was Valentine's'' he said it was ''Uhh okay'' I replied ''Meh it's always just another day for me'' (implying that I am single) he was like ''huh...'' I asked if I could sit next to him for a couple minutes during registration and he was like ''Sure be my guest'' so I sat next to him and started talking about school stuff. At break me and my friend went to sit down inside and talk with all the others (single room with a TV and stuff between 2nd and 3rd period) he came around the corner and I said ''Come here and join us if you want'' he left, then came back 2 minutes later. He kept eyeing me (just slightly) when I was staring at him. I smiled and looked away. Then he got up and left. ''Where you going?'' He ignored me. I said ''see you at lunch'' and he replied ''alriiiiiiiight?'' I saw him sitting down on a bench in the corner and sulking. I sat right next to him and said in a soft tone ''hey what's the matter?'' He got up 5 seconds later and told me ''Uh there's something I gotta do'' he went outside. When I came outside he saw me then hid behind a tree. I came up to him and said ''If there's something wrong you can always talk to me I'll listen to your problems'' and he said ''no there isn't why do you ask'' so I left him alone then. At lunch me and my friend (male) were walking together and we saw him standing alone outside and my friend said to him ''hey here's your girlfriend'' he got really angry and told my friend to ''just **** off'' and he stormed inside. My other friend said he was acting really weird. ''Dude he stormed inside with his hands like he was praying and begged at me to tell me to **** off from him please''. And yeah...Being sensitive as I am I started crying. During the end of the day his eyes were dark and really angry when he looked at me. He ignored me a lot when I sat next to him at lunch as if I wasn't even there. Then he'd told me he'd ''took a lot of crap from people'' I said ''who is giving you trouble'' and he just laughed. He'd be yelling at me ''GET TO CLASS!!'' in a really harsh voice even if I wasn't even late for that class. One time he was reading a dictionary (for whatever reason I take it he was really bored) and I talked to myself about what he was doing and he turned around, eyes wide open and shouted at me ''if you're GOING to say something say it to my face'' He always used to be really sweet..Like that onetime these 15-16 yr old girls came and called me a **** and harassed me nonstop and he came and told me to come with him and he protected me and cheered me up (I was in a sad mood that day) we were 13-14 then...but he did this again just last month when some kid said ''Im gonna beat you'' (he was my friend and was kidding) but he took it seriously and defended me again. He's really withdrawn with me for reasons I don't know why. I know he'd probably kill me if I told him I loved him. I don't know what's wrong but he really hurt me this happened twice the same year I've had a real bad year up to now..He always had the same humor as me and interests and seemed sweet...I don't know what to think anymore. ...What can I do?

What would you think of this boy? So there's this boy in my class. He's what you'd probably call your stereotypical nerd (wears inch-thick glasses, polo shirt, does well in his algebra classes, plays videogames ect) anyway for some reason I really liked him and wanted to get to know him. We both have Asperger Syndrome and share the same interests and such, same humor (as in speaking up in a 100+ crowd and making everyone bust their guts laughing) I find myself staring at him, like a lot. His friends have come up to me and asked if I liked him just before Valentine's and I said no, so his friends told him I didn't like him. I checked his facebook page a couple days after V-day and had joined clubs and such saying ''I was Single for Valentine's Day =('' He says he desperately wants a girlfriend, only one, because he ''wouldn't cheat on her'' anyways today I actually worked up effort and took the time to talk to him. I said how are you and all the basic stuff and told him ''So how was Valentine's'' he said it was ''Uhh okay'' I replied ''Meh it's always just another day for me'' (implying that I am single) he was like ''huh...'' I asked if I could sit next to him for a couple minutes during registration and he was like ''Sure be my guest'' so I sat next to him and started talking about school stuff. At break me and my friend went to sit down inside and talk with all the others (single room with a TV and stuff between 2nd and 3rd period) he came around the corner and I said ''Come here and join us if you want'' he left, then came back 2 minutes later. He kept eyeing me (just slightly) when I was staring at him. I smiled and looked away. Then he got up and left. ''Where you going?'' He ignored me. I said ''see you at lunch'' and he replied ''alriiiiiiiight?'' I saw him sitting down on a bench in the corner and sulking. I sat right next to him and said in a soft tone ''hey what's the matter?'' He got up 5 seconds later and told me ''Uh there's something I gotta do'' he went outside. When I came outside he saw me then hid behind a tree. I came up to him and said ''If there's something wrong you can always talk to me I'll listen to your problems'' and he said ''no there isn't why do you ask'' so I left him alone then. At lunch me and my friend (male) were walking together and we saw him standing alone outside and my friend said to him ''hey here's your girlfriend'' he got really angry and told my friend to ''just **** off'' and he stormed inside. My other friend said he was acting really weird. ''Dude he stormed inside with his hands like he was praying and begged at me to tell me to **** off from him please''. And yeah...Being sensitive as I am I started crying. During the end of the day his eyes were dark and really angry when he looked at me. He ignored me a lot when I sat next to him at lunch as if I wasn't even there. Then he'd told me he'd ''took a lot of crap from people'' I said ''who is giving you trouble'' and he just laughed. He'd be yelling at me ''GET TO CLASS!!'' in a really harsh voice even if I wasn't even late for that class. One time he was reading a dictionary (for whatever reason I take it he was really bored) and I talked to myself about what he was doing and he turned around, eyes wide open and shouted at me ''if you're GOING to say something say it to my face'' He always used to be really sweet..Like that onetime these 15-16 yr old girls came and called me a **** and harassed me nonstop and he came and told me to come with him and he protected me and cheered me up (I was in a sad mood that day) we were 13-14 then...but he did this again just last month when some kid said ''Im gonna beat you'' (he was my friend and was kidding) but he took it seriously and defended me again. He's really withdrawn with me for reasons I don't know why. I know he'd probably kill me if I told him I loved him. I don't know what's wrong but he really hurt me this happened twice the same year I've had a real bad year up to now..He always had the same humor as me and interests and seemed sweet...I don't know what to think anymore. ...What can I do?

I need to know what to say to this boy for saturday, please help!? I really like this boy, but i don't know whether to tell him and risk the humiliation, or just leave it. I don't even know if he likes me back and he might just laugh and tell everyone and my life will be over. But i'm seeing him on saturday and i really want to find out whether he likes me or not? What should i say?

Crazy Mom Driving me Insane!!!? First of all, my mom is just a crazy, sick human being. I dont know what her problem is but she is paranoid, hypocritical, & everything in the book. I'm on no way exaggerating or trying to be funny. My friends and past boyfriends have all called her Carrie's Mom. I dont know how long i can stand even having her in my life. For instance, when I had a previous boyfriend over she would sneak down the hall and crack my door open and secretly watch like she was wanting to catch us do something. I can see a parent telling their daughter to keep a door open or whatever, but who in their right mind would want to chance SEEING & having that mental picture in their head? She's really creeping me out. Her sorry boyfriend is always coming in my room unnanounced when im changing or in a towel and will not leave, he just stands there and tries to watch and just says something like, "Oh you have your door unlocked thats smart." When its MY room and im 19 yrs old, but i have to just shut the door in his face to get him to leave me alone & get out. My friends and I cant even wear a bathing suit to lay out when hes around because he makes us feel so uncomfortable with his obvious staring up and down, its embarrassing. I told my mom about him constantly doing this and she just says its because he has daughters and doesnt see anything wrong with seeing a girl in a towel or changing. HAH! well let me tell u. . if my own dad ever walked in on me in that situation he would shut the door right then & wait until i came out to talk to me. Her boyfriend has been drunk at the house before and has grabbed me and licked my ear infront of my mom and i tried to push him away. She just laughed at it but I think its disgusting, Am i over-reacting about all this?? Help please

Is it normal that I feel this way ? I used to have this 'best friend' who i was bestfriends with for about 6 months. One day she decided that we shouldnt be best friends anymore, for numerous reasons. I was so disraught and I just couldnt understand why. I tried for weeks to get her back and be bestfriends with her again but nothing worked. I took a step back and thought about our friendship. I cane to a conclusion that she was NOT a true friend. She was selfish, heartless, self absorbed and b!tchy, and she had changed so much from what she used to be like when we started being bestfriends. I thought how ridiculous and obsessive my behaviour was in trying to be that close with her again and I just laughed. It was so ridiculous of me. I was trying so hard to be bestfriends with someone who was just a different person, and now turned into an absolute b!tch, and it was ridiculous that i wanted to be friends with her. Before, I thought that I would never be able to get over it if I lost her. Now, I have just completley removed her from my life. We still talk in some classes; because we have assigned seating and we are going to be civil to each other. I just feel so amazing that im over our old friendship; it's like ive removed a huge burden from my life. Im so happy that im not miserable, greiving without her, and ive moved onto better people. Should I feel this way, considering the fact that she had completley changed from the nicest person ever to the b!tchiest person ever? What are your thoughts and advice on the situation? Thankyou so much, x

Should I feel this way? I used to have this 'best friend' who i was bestfriends with for about 6 months. One day she decided that we shouldnt be best friends anymore, for numerous reasons. I was so disraught and I just couldnt understand why. I tried for weeks to get her back and be bestfriends with her again but nothing worked. I took a step back and thought about our friendship. I cane to a conclusion that she was NOT a true friend. She was selfish, heartless, self absorbed and b!tchy, and she had changed so much from what she used to be like when we started being bestfriends. I thought how ridiculous and obsessive my behaviour was in trying to be that close with her again and I just laughed. It was so ridiculous of me. I was trying so hard to be bestfriends with someone who was just a different person, and now turned into an absolute b!tch, and it was ridiculous that i wanted to be friends with her. Before, I thought that I would never be able to get over it if I lost her. Now, I have just completley removed her from my life. We still talk in some classes; because we have assigned seating and we are going to be civil to each other. I just feel so amazing that im over our old friendship; it's like ive removed a huge burden from my life. Im so happy that im not miserable, greiving without her, and ive moved onto better people. Should I feel this way, considering the fact that she had completley changed from the nicest person ever to the b!tchiest person ever? What are your thoughts and advice on the situation? Thankyou so much, x

im not a part of my family. what should i do? ok, so i live with my mum and dad and older sister (18). everyone in my family acts as if i am about 10 yrs old, i get called immature, lazy, and a waste of time. ( im 17 btw, and im at college, got a part time job, and want to go to uni and move out.) ive always been the more callenging one out of me and my sister, i smoke and i drink ( but i dont get really drunk ) and my sister is the golden child - shes never had a drink, doesent smoke and has a decent boyfriend who shes been with for two years. ive never really had a long term relationship and im 17. Every boy i have ever brung home, my sister has something to say about him, and it always ends up with the whole family haveing a go about him. what they think really matters to me, so i end up acting on what they have to say. so i dont even bother with boys anymore, as i have worked out its not worth the hassle. it all started years ago, when me and my sister were starting to grow up, my mum talked to my sister about shaveing her leggs/starting her periods and stuff like that, and still she has never said a word about it to me. i found everthing out in p.s.e classed and talking to friends/ internet/ tv ect. basicly - now it feels as if my mum and my sister are like good friends and im just an inconvieniance. when they go shopping and stuff, i get told i cant go coz ill start argueing with my sister. every time i try to have a serious conversation with my mum and dad, they just laugh or say - im not even going to discuss this! example - i asked my dad the other day if he would let me move out to go to uni, and he asked what i wanted to go to uni for ? - i explained how i wanted to do a buiseness course and how one day i wanted my own buiseness n stuff. he was just like - come on, lets get real, as if thats going to ever happen. i am crying so much while i wrire this and i know it might sound stupit but just thinking of everything it is so hard not to. i first wanted to run away when i was 7, i packed my things and wrote notes and everything. ive thought about suicide before aswell, what child does that? i am trying so hard to get a good full time job, so i can move out as soon as possable, i just cant cope with it any more. but i dont want to run away from this problem, i want to fix it. any suggestions ? please

Can someone interpret my dream please? I had this dream a long time ago, and I just want to know what it could maybe mean.. I'll write full detail, so this will be long: **First of all let me say that about 2 months ago I had a dream that I randomly took a pregnancy test, and it was positive so I told my parents. But I was a virgin, I was pregnant out of nowhere. Okay, now the big dream: I had a boyfriend. This guy is in my drama club, and I realized I liked him 2 days before the dream while he was doing a scene in his Beast (we were doing Beauty and the Beast) costume and makeup. We will call him Jacob. So Jacob was my boyfriend. We were in my room, just laughing, talking and hanging out. He was in his costume, wig, and makeup: dressed as the Beast, but was not acting like him. He was acting like himself, Jacob. We were really happy, but I had a secret: I was 2 months pregnant (and I was showing, like a small melon or something was under my shirt). But it wasn't his baby! I was just..pregnant out of nowhere. I didn't tell him, and I guess he was in denial about my stomach and what could be. (oh and in this dream I'm also a virgin. And Jacob, after a few more nights, was leaving for a long time and I was probably never going to see him again. In real life.) So then all of a sudden I was in school. I was with my friends, and they were supportive about my pregnancy, acted as if it was no big deal. So we were all in regular clothes (even though my school has a uniform) and I was eating healthy food. And then this mother was telling me about how I need to eat "more grapefruit" and stuff. And then I was in my ballet studio (I'm a dancer). I was in full ballet attire, including the bun. I came out of the bathroom in my studio, to find Jacob on a black chair leaning against my ballet barre. He was perched on the chair like the Beast in the play (crouching). He wasn't dressed like the Beast: he was wearing a beige bra and tights. But he was acting like the Beast. He was angry, and wouldn't look me in the eye. He stared at the wall and didn't say anything. Then, Gaston was randomly on the floor in front of me, crouched in a ninja-like pose. He had long blonde hair, and was in his Gaston costume. He had 2 plastic fake knives in his hands, and he looked at me angry, with a face that said' "muahaha, I'm here for revenge and you can't stop me." (also let me say the night before at rehearsal he had the same look on his face, in that costume, with the fake knives at the finale as a joke, because Gaston is mad at the Beast and Belle. And also last year I liked the guy who plays Gaston.) So then he looked at me as he said directed to Jacob, "Hey, *says Jacob's real name*, why are you dating a pregnant girl?" And then I gave him a face as if flipping him off, and he was gone. (Oh and also Gaston and Jacob are best friends, and I used to like Gaston and now I like Jacob, so it was sorta like revenge for liking his friend after I moved on from him I guess.) So then I walked over to Jacob, gave him a face, and then was sad and tried to explain but then he stopped me. He wouldn't look at me, but said (like the Beast would have), "DON'T TALK TO ME WE'RE IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM!" But we weren't in the bathroom, just next to it. And then I woke up. Can anyone analyze the symbolism? I mean I'm curious.. this dream has been on my mind. And also, it was one of the most REAL dreams I've ever had. I could FEEL the emotions I had: I really felt love, and angry, and like I wanted to cry. And even when I felt the love towards Jacob, I felt the guilt I had for keeping the secret. And I felt the vibes from those around me. And also, I'm usually good with analyzing but because it's my life and my dream, I want someone else to help me. Please? thank you <3

What are you suppose to do if you feel you have nothing to live for? I have depression, I have anxiety disorder... My parents won't help me with it, for years now I've been trying to get them to help me get treatment, I cry every night and contemplate suicide and cut myself. Most of the time I don't really know why. I just don't feel like I have anything to live for anymore. I am truly convinced that if things don't get better for me in the next few months I will for sure, absolutely kill myself. All of my friends are just...unhelpful or mean... I just want to meet some energetic happy people to be around. My family, besides my parents and aunts and uncles is pretty much gone and I don't really even talk to them. My brother hates me. Most of my family thinks I'm a brat...when really I'd like to think i'm nice to everyone... all I do all day is stay inside by myself because my parents are at work and its driving me insane. Also whenever I tell my parents I want to do something with my summer, or my life in general, they put it down. I say I wanna join a club...a sport...or even get a job and they just laugh and say no like I'm out of my mind. I'm like guys, I SIT INSIDE ALL DAY. Wouldn't it be nice for me to do something productive? When I do nothing all day, I get even MORE depressed with my life... Please help...I don't know what to do

About attractiveness; why does it have to be like this? Whenever someone hooks up with or starts dating someone who isn't seen as being physically attractive, they get teased, in their face or behind their backs. even if they aren't even attractive. say what you want about not being supposed to care, it still is a pain in the neck to be teased, and a smash in your confidence's face when you know you're being teased behind your back. i'm not exactly the hottie if you know what i mean. i was with this guy who was really nice (he moved away now) but all throughout it, every time i was asked who i was with, people would just laugh. 'why you with him?? hes pathetic" ...yeah right. and besides, im not exactly top notch either. but they say it anyway. just shove it in your face. and they do it to your friends. and to your family. it just really gets to me. i used to think it was a teenage thing, but it seems to go on for wayyy longer than that. What's the deal with it? Are the 'ugly' people just supposed to stay single?!

this has gone too far. how do i fix it? i know its long, im sorry :/ but i could really use some help. its been three months since my ex broke up with me. we dated for four months but had a year and a half long tumultuous relationship. we knew about the feelings we had for each other just didnt make it official. he broke up with me because he lost interest after he started track , which hes very devoted to, but wanted me back the same day. two months later he did it again. same reason. he seemed completley fine the next day and even a couple weeks after he heard some kid liked me and he just laughed. i know he doesnt care about me at all anymore and it KILLS me. i cant live without him. I wanted so badly for us to fall in love. i did, but he was not interested. i now question whether i have any good qualities and wonder how anyone like him could have liked me at all. it sounds like a pity party, but thats not what i want. its actually very serious. ive been in a deep depression because i dont know who i am anymore and i know ill never love like that again and i know he will never come back to me. he used to be my reason for waking up in the morning. i know its sily but i am very passionate about him. i couldnt explain why. just something about him. everyday i would watch the clock because i jjust couldnt wait to see him. He was very sweet and i could tell he felt very strongly for me at one point but now i may as well have fallen off the planet for all he knows or cares. and still hes the reason i cant sleep at night. i cant ive knowing ill never kiss him again or talk to him about his day, or knowing he will eventually find someone else. and it wont be me. has anyone else ever been through this or am i alone..? any advice on how to get back on my feet would be just lovely. :) i know time heals all wounds but i dont think time is going to help with this one.. it seems impossible.

I'm confused about this guy? I'm 14 and I've liked the same boy for about a year and a half now. He asked me to kiss him when I started liking him but I said no because he would of been my first kiss and he may of been put off me if I'd messed it up. So he thought I didn't like him and he moved on and he's been going with this girl a year older than him and she goes to my school. She is pretty but my friends have told me I'm prettier.. And I know it's not all about the looks but about the personality too but she's cheated on him twice and he's taken her back both those times so I know he likes her. But last week he asked me to kiss him again at a disco but I just laughed because I knew he was going out with this girl, but it turns out they were on a break and still are. So i'm not sure if he likes me or her more. I don't even know if he likes me. I really like him though and I don't know what to do. Should I text him and if so what would I say? Or shall I just forget about him and move on?

Can I get a protective order for my children? So this is a little bit of a long story but the short version is that my kids have been with their father for about a year and a half. We do not have any custody orders or anything even pending in court any longer. In the last 6-7 months he has began acting crazy in a sense and has been exposing my kids to various dangers. Firstly, he has given my 11 year old boy beer and not like a sip, his own beer on multiple occasions and has tried repeatedly to get my 10 year daughter to drink it as well. He has also smoked weed and allowed others who were smoking weed to do it in front of my children while caring for them. It is to a point where my children can drescribe the types of bongs and pipes that they were using. He has paid my son money to see him smoke from a Huka, my son said it was the flavored tobacco not weed, but at this point I don't know. I found out that other people were punishing my children with spanking and smacking them in the head and just being mean to the point that my kids say they hate them. There is multiple other smaller things but the biggest issue to me is that my daughter was shot in the chest with a BB gun as she was getting out of a tent while playing with her friend by her fathers friend while her dad watched and they both just laughed as my daughter was crying in pain. Now, I consider this abuse and had I known what was happening I would have went and got my kids earlier than I did. I now have them in my physical possesion but still have no court order because I live in another state and the lawyer I consulted with told me I cant file here for 6 months beacuse the other state has jurisdiction of them. Needless to say my kids are not going back there and I was told I don't have to send them back, but what I want to know is if this information will allow me to get a protective order for the kids. I truly feel like them going back there or having contact with their dad would be a danger to them physically and emotionally. What do I do?

Has this ever happened to you or have you done this to someone? Give details and/ or stories/ pics? I was having a slumber party (I am 16 yrs old) with 6 of my friends today. My parents went out for the day and I was home alone with my friends and my younger brother. About 2 hours into the party me and my friends went into my bro's room with some duct tape and we all tackled him and tied him up to a chair very securely so he could not escape. Then we got all of my makeup that we were going to use on him. He started screaming and shaking his head when he saw all of the makeup and started freaking out. We just laughed and told him to stay still. Of course he did not stay still so two of my friends had to hold his face while the rest of us put tons of makeup on him. we put blue eyeshadow, red lipstick, red lip gloss, mascara, pink nail polish, blush and we even curled his hair. We took tons of pics and it was awesome. He was so mad afterwords. This is more of what happened a few weeks ago. Post any comments or stories other times this has happened before or just made up stories about this. Thanks :)

A question about sexual perversion? Who else thinks that the amount of sexual perversion in the world is getting frustrating and depressing? Have you noticed that the increase in perversion has spread like a horrible virus in recent years. Why have we made acceptable things like pornography, homosexuality, sleeping around etc? Now before any ignorant person tries to tell me that this kind of thing has always been around let me correct you on something. I know that the truth may offend you and I know that some people don't like to face reality but I want to correct you: Even though there has always been perversion in the world, there has never been a generation that has been so full of perversion than this generation. In todays world we have the internet and tv with dvd's which can be bombarded with sexual perversion. More school children are getting into pornography and having underage sex. So yer, we have always had perversion but not to this level--that's the difference. People who say this generation aint as bad as past generations are talking phony boloney; their talking nonsense. Any honest person knows that sexual perversion has increased greatly in recent years. Like I said the truth hurts so I won't expect everyone to agree with me. We now have these diabolical tv programs where women come on stage and get naked etc, and people in the audience just laugh and cheer. It's diabolical and disgraceful. But we are all being taught that we must accept these things, and if we speak against these things then we are out of order or unreasonable. The reason we accept these things as normal and harmless etc is because people tend to follow what is popular. If you live in a generation that allows these things then you naturally adapt to the generation you live in. And because pornography and homosexuality and other sexual immoral things are so popular we naturally think that there is nothing wrong with them. So where does it end? How far do we have to go before people make a stand and say that enough is enough? The vile and diabolical things that people can watch these days makes you wonder that if in the future child porn will be made legal. And it would not surprise me if one day they showed porn on tv every Friday night at 7:00pm. Nothing would shock me. For people who enjoy or don't mind sexual perversion, they obviously won't agree with me. But for someone to say that it has always been like this is just a dishonest liar. The amount of perversion that was going on 100 years ago is nothing to the amount of perversion that is going on today. There was no internet porn in those days and much less homosexuality and sleeping around. People who say otherwise is a liar and does not like the truth. Am I the only one that thinks this or can other people see the increase in perversion over the years?

There is this white guy in the college dorm who broke into my dorm room, what should i do ? He hates me for the reason that i'm getting married in an arranged marriage, he calls me a barbaric human pig and slave holder for forcing a girl to marry me. I did not force my fiancee to marry me, my mother asked her if she wanted to and she said yes. He broke into my dorm room and took all of my pictures of me and my fiancee and burned them outside in the parking lot. The resource officer just laughed at me when I reported it to him, he is a black officer and he said to me, well you can get your pathetic yellow butt back to vietnam to take more pictures of your mail order bride. She is not a mail order bride and my mother arranged this marriage for me because i was having a hard time getting a girlfriend.

why wont my spots go away? I have had spots for a few years, im 17 years old and i have REALLY bad spots on my chin. sometimes they hurt rather bad too. i don't touch my face (much) and i keep clean hands and shower every day. Im using clean and clear exfoliation scrub, and the clean and clear face wash kit which includes the moisturizer spot cream and the fast acting spot cream. anyways, it doesn't seem to be working for me and ive also tried using other spot creams like tzone e.t.c. Should i go to the doctors and ask him for a cream or will he just laugh me out of the surgery? (i dont have acne)

How to get a girl who just thinks of you as cute? I have known her for a while and i work with her. She laughs at everything i say but i am thinking her standards are higher. We have a lot of things in common but i dont think she is interested. How do i know?

Is it unethical for an attorney to tell a mentally ill client that she just asked a stupid question? I want to know is it unethical for an attorney to tell his mentally ill client that she just asked a stupid question? My girlfriend broke probation and didn't report and when she first went into jail he and the probation officer were trying to see if they could get a bond set, so he was the first to bring it up and she called him today to see if there was any way possible to get a bond set so she could bond out, since her court date was pushed back, and he replied, "I just have to laugh when people ask stupid questions and that was a stupid question." She is mentally ill and he also knows that she was coerced into breaking probation by the person that is her representative payee because that person was taking her SSI checks. Can he do that, I was shocked when she called and told me that. It's recorded on the jail phone system, he has also referred to me that she is a "pathetic little thing!" I can't believe the words that are coming out of this supposed to be professional's mouth, does he really have her best interest at heart?

Why is it so hard to look for friends? Any tips? Help is greatly appreciated.? P.S. Sorry for the veeeeeerrrryyyyyy looooonnnngggg question definition. I guess I just want someone to talk to. You're valuable help and tips can make me soothe and feel better. I owe you big. I thought being… - A sensible person to talk to; - A student of excellence; - A member of school clubs: musical clubs, English clubs and so on; - A passionate musician - I play my piano well; - A helpful friend; - A popular guy - might be because of my career. …makes me a good friend to my friends. But it turns out to be the opposite. Their friendship began to detach from me. Because of what I am capable of, they felt self pity - seeing themselves inferior to me. Some would even say, “You’re to good to be good, to kind to be kind and very hard to reach. I guess you don’t need anybody. You’re already all-in-one.” I am a friendly guy, but it seems that it doesn't work on them. I tried cheering them up, helping them in their studies and so on but it just doesn’t work. So, I decided to let go – why would keep people who don’t even care to keep you also? For few months, it was just fine for me walking alone in the lobby myself, going out from the class alone, eating in the canteen table with no one and so on. For more than three months, I just watched over my friends. I was happy that they were still talking and greeting with me, so of course, I also talk and greet them back – but they are still cold. Few weeks further, life is getting so lonely. I lived a life of home-school-home-school-home-and so on. At first, I just wanted a friend but as time goes by it became a need. So I decided to move on and make new friends – because if this continues, maybe I’ll loose my sanity! I tried looking for new people in school who I think are great to be with and start a new friendship. The problem is, they already know me and that, they are hesitant to acquaint with me. So I decided to go to a more public place like a mall, park, and restaurant and so on. But I guess my luck isn’t there. It’s been a month that I am staying at the park most of my free time from school meeting new people. But, unfortunately until now, I can’t find people I think I will be happy to be with. Why? If I try to talk to them or just simply saying “Hi. =D”, they just ignore me and silently laugh. Well, I am not really a guy who is very <I don’t know the word> in looking friends. As long as he/she accepts me as a friend, I’ll accept him/her as a friend as well. But, I guess nowadays, this is no more the practical way. Some Yahoo! Answerers tell me that “When looking for a friend (or a close friend), try having one that is the same ‘class’ as you do – same intellectual level, very minimal inferiority/superiority complexity, similar financial status, and so on”.. Maybe now, I should look for friends like me. But it’s hard to find one. *sigh… Why is it so hard to look for friends? It's so lonely. I hope I can find a friend. A friend who can treat me simply a friend, not because I am intellectual, handful of talent and so on, but just simply a friend. This loneliness just makes each day dull. I don't know if I can still make it for the next months.

What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you? it could be something you saw, heard, or you've done. just for the laughs... please don't make it completely crude..... haha bahahaha, great stories

What should I do when everyone follows the crowd? These girls I know make me feel so bad about myself. They don't speak up about what they believe in and they have one 'leader'. She is pretty nasty with everyone and what she says, goes. Like today I suggested we go to another cafe as the one we were about to eat in had a bad reputation for cleanliness; everyone just laughed, said I was a snob and that nothing was good enough for me. I am not like this at all and I am really open minded. What should I do?

Was she waiting for me to sit by her? So I was on a study abroad program last month, and we had a tour bus. There's a girl I really like, and we would talk a lot and hang out a lot but on the bus we usually gender segregated as to who would sit next to each other. I sat next to her a couple of times, one was really good but the other she was telling people I kept trying to talk to her while she was trying to sleep...when I looked around and laughed she said "no its not that I didnt want to talk to you, just that I didn't want to talk to anyone." But that's just her being nice, she was saying it with more of a "he wouldnt shut up" flair before she realized I was listening... Anyways a few days later she was sitting next to the window, and since I didn't want to seem to obvious, I sat in the row opposite and sort of loudly said "YES window seat!" Right after that she went "just what I wanted" and put her legs up on the aisle seat next to her.... Does that mean she was waiting for me to sit next to her? Because people on the bus weren't done loading...she only put her legs up after she saw I was sitting elsewhere. She could have put them up before if she really wanted me to not sit there right? Was she waiting just for me?

Is he going to ask me out? Or just be a baby? Ok, so I hang out with one of my best guy friends ALL the time. He has a girlfriend, but things arn't working out for them so he is telling me that he's thinking of breaking up with her because they never talk, there nothing alike, and she's always ith different guys. I'm 14 and he's 15. We like the same things and we always mess around like ALL THE TIME and it's so much fun. he is like always touching (in a messing around way) and I do it back. like he tackles me to the ground and then like almost gives me a hug but pulls away/ He plays with my hair and last night him and his buddy came over at like midnight and i snuck out and we layed and watched the stars, btw his buddy is also one of my best friends. and the entire time he was whispering to me and laughing and like playing with my hair and stuff, also he was trying to pull me closer to him so i would lay with him. and also last night we were laying on a trampoline at a party and he would like gently touch my leg or he would like almost hold my hand but then he wouldnt because i think he knows that he doesnt want to be a two timer. he always tells me that i'm really hot and that i look like a model. i always go to the restraunt he works at when im out on the water, so i tell him before i go that i will be there and he will ask what he gets in return for serving me my lunch. i know he wants to to say a kiss but i dont think he wants to like go too far and ruin somthing and he also tries to finish everything at work so he can take me to the bridge next to his work and we jump off of it. just for me.. :). then today he texted me, "i love you meghan as a verry verrrry verrrry close friend." does that mean somthing? but after that he told me i should go out with his friend. and that him and me would look cute together. and he says it a lot so im not sure if he means it or not. and i know his friend likes me for a fact but i dont like him the same way. i like this guy kind of but i dont want to fal for him if it isnt true that he like me back so i really dont get it. does he like me or what? He told his friend that he liked me but then i asked him about it and he denied it. it gets frusterating. :/

Culturally Speaking Why are people so sensitive on here? You shouldn't take what people say on here(especially the trolls) so seriously. I mean people on here probably aren't even really racists they just do this to annoy people or they do it for fun. You shouldn't get mad just laugh.=)

am I bipolar or is this just puberty? I am 14, so, I dunno. Some times, I am very happy. I act like a three year old and I just want to laugh the whole time. I have loads of energy and my voice is a lot louder, I'm a lot more outgoing and I feel the need to make people laugh. Everyone must absolutley want to kill me when I'm like this. And then, quite often, there are times like this. at the moment I hate everybody. I hate ALL teenagers, exept my best friend. especially the blonde girl who put me up for a sport just cos I answered back the people who put hundreds of pictures of themselves on facebook the people who don't shut the * up. the big headed people the selfish people the "beliebers" the posers the ignorant morons the slags the snobs at my school the people who think they're the best people who are happy all the time and can't take anything seriously the religious people the optimistic people the pesemistic people the "little monsters" the people who think they are the coolest the chavs people who show off my form teacher the prat who wants to be famous but does nothing to get it the people who try and crush my dreams by telling me that all the band rehearsals I do are pointless and I'll never be a rock star the people who do things just to annoy other people ugh. just everything seems terrible. I'm sorry, i know you don't want to hear my tedious questions, but do you think I am bipolar, or is this just puberty? other details. I often cry myself to sleep. I get really, really upset about things not worth getting upset over. I am very fidgety. My teacher once asked if I was high because I was so fidgety. I get to sleep at around midight on school days. I am incredibly lonely. although I occaisionally find people i do like. there are 30 people in my year at school. There are about 2 people I have never felt hatred towards. 1 is in hospital cos she drinks too much and her liver is fuccked. the other doesn't like me back.

What should i do with my boyfriend and our relationship? University has finally made things tough.? I'm 18 and going to university in the fall and so is my boyfriend. We've been together for 2 years and 7 months and he is going to a university an hour and a half away from mine. Anyways, we talked about it a lot and said we wanted to try in university. then as we got closer my boyfriend said that he loves me and wants to be with me and can see us being married, but because we tend to get jealous he thinks we need a break for awhile to prepare for the change to uni life. the break is basically we tell other people were single but still act together and tell each other if anyone hits on us. i wasn't really on board but i thought i'd give it a try. anyways here i am two weeks later and i am sick of this break i think they are so stupid. like we don't even get jealous anymore so thats good but he hasn't even set anytime aside to talk to me or see me except for update texts. like he says he cares and everything but his actions are so different. when guys starting crossing the line hitting on me, i stood up for us and told them to stop, but he has never done that for us, and he just laughs off girls constantly hitting on him. he says if a girl truly hits on him constantly he'd give her up but the actions say otherwise. i'm so confused with what to do. together or end it?

Just wanted to thank everyone in the forum for all the help and support and laughs. You've made the long cold? Indiana winter alot more bearable! Hmmm a question, anyone going anywhere for spring break! Better catch up on yer Hoosier grammar then:) Of course you have Texas:) Candace: I didn't even know I didn't have it allowed, I'll undo it and add you:) It' 43 today, yesterday it was -9 w/the wind chill. I'm sure we'll have more horrible days but I'm enjoying this one. We're going to Chicago for a couple o'days. There are a lot of stories about the origin of the nickname.....something to the effect of someday loosing their ear in a fight and when they went to clean it up they said "whose ear". Pretty lame huh?

What's the worst place to take a blind person? (just for friendly laughs...)? Me and my friend were talking about this. I said Vegas but she said the movies. Hilarious.

what does it mean when a guy laughs when he sees you? For example I got to know this guy last year and we always met every wednesday in the morning, and after a couple times, when he saw me he smiled and looked down and kind of giggled i guess. He did this everytime I saw him after. This happens with alot of guys I get to know. Are they laughing at me? I don't get it! Also, when a guy looks you in the eye when you talk to him and concentrates on you, does it mean anything or is he just being polite? Thanks so much!

Why does Secretary Turbo Tim Gietner, look so much like a Cartoon Weasel, did Braq appoint him just for laughs? Other than being key to the Economic Destruction of America the only other thing I can think Turbo Tim is good at is making people laugh.

I caught my boyfriend posing asz a woman and having cyberse on second life. He says he just does it for laughs? and that everybody does it. Is that true? BTW, I also found panties in his underwear drawer. He says he just wears them as a comfort thing.

I just performed at a open mic for stand up comedy, and my routine did not get the laughs I thought it would,? so should I kill all that material, or just perform somewhere else? I was told that open mics are not a good way to judge your material, because the audience is nothing but comedians, worried about their routine. SO what should I do?? PS: I got laughs, just not the whole performance.

My daughter is 12 and talks,argues, laughs and even yells at herself all the time. HELP!!!? We have been to docs and therapy all her life-no asbergers or autism. Used to be just imaginary friends now it is so much more. It is getting out of hand even with medication for emotional disturbance. Has anyone ever experienced this? What should I do?

Are you buying your husband a for laughs gift? I was thinking of doing that this year for my husband. We've been married over a year. He has a great sense of humor. I'm still buying him stuff that I know he will like. He hasn't given me a list. He said, just a kiss. I know he wants gift cards to his favorite stores. It won't be a throwaway gift. Something funny. He loves the Simpsons, movies like Elf, etc. I know my step kids will love it. They love teasing their dad. I love the apron idea. That's great.

why do i feel sucidal and how can i just be happy? hi. i am 15 year old boy. when i was in kj to about well grade 3 i didnt fit in and never had many friends. then in grade three i moved schools. on my first day i was called fat and a girl sad i had man boobs. from grade 3 till grade 7 i was laughed at by about 100 people every day. i heard it all from ugly to fat and well i just heard it all. then grade 7 i got mugged for three hundred dollers worth. my parents always spazzed at me when they saw my report card, and always wanted me to be an A+ student. but i never could get there and now i wish i just pass all my courses. i moved at the end of grade 7 even on my last day this bully slapped me about 20 in class and nothing was done. so i moved and everyone respected me in the new school, and i HATED my old school, i could never take judgement or disses lightly again. now i graduated and am in high school, people this year where not so kind either. i kinda feel like just dying. i see no reason to live. my parents probably wouldnt be all that sad and at least wouldnt have to worry about feeding me anymore. my brother just hit me for acting rude. but i personnaly felt kinda strange cuz i didnt want him to stop. i just want him to hit me till i die. i tried choking myself and dehydrating myself but now i just have pain in my left head. almost threw up, still kinda thirstie, and when i try to choke myself when i almost finish it off, i loose energy and cant hold the belt around my neck so i end up breathing. basically my question is. is there any reason to live and if not how can i kill myself with least pain possible, are should i just run away and jump over a bridge like one of my school mates recently did. thanks in advance. i also dont really want to go to therapy. my parents will just say i am being soft and spoiled

Just For Laughs - Answer to Guess the Breed? Again - Thanks for taking part, will do another one tomoz. The breed is: Shar Pei

Just For Laughs - Which Breed Of Dog Most Reflects Your Character And Which Breed Does Not? Come on have a laugh - We are all dog lovers here! Thanks for answering the question - All the best, Witters.

Could it be possible for us to be together? Or am I just a fool? have always really liked this guy at work who everyone likes. He is known as a womaniser and is very good looking. I have always felt there was something between us but kept a friendly distance as I know what he's like. I invited him to my bday on Saturday and we just ended up kissing and holding hands and I really felt it was intense. He initiated kissing my neck and hugging me, it all felt surreal. As though we were both waiting for it to happen. I stayed over at my friends with him and we slept in the same bed and I felt really close to him. I told him I wouldn't sleep with him cause I know what he's like and I'm looking for someone long term. He said we could have fun but that he's not looking for a girlfriend as he travels a lot and does sports so does not really have time. We ended up just talking and laughing. We do get along well. I am now feeling sort of sad, even though we didn't have sex I can still smell him and I sort of wish we could be together but in a way I know it's futile. Today he approached me himself and no one else in the office. He asked how my interview went yesterday (which I had forgotten about!! but must have told him I was going to an interview a few days ago) and I said it did not go well and he said how sorry he was. What does everyone think?

i seriously need to overcome my shyness? i think now for about 1 year it has became impossible for me to make friends with anyone as i stay shy even if i try socialising with them i stay shy for months, don't know why people get fed up of my shyness i'm terrible at socialising i don't know how to respond to jokes or just laugh all my conversations are usually boring and serious and what is worse is that i'm a pushover and now some people think i'm a wimp i don't know how i can do what i want with life if i'm like this don't say drink alcohol

Do you think I'm a bad mother for laughing? Earlier today, my son 18 and daughter 17 were playing soccer in the backyard and my daughter when to kick the ball and ended it hitting it right into where it counts on my son (the nads). My son had been talking a big game and making fun of my daughter for being just a weak girl and not being able to beat him at any sports. I felt bad for my daughter because he is usually better at sports than her, but when this happened its like the tables were turned and he was on the ground holding himself in pain. I felt bad for him because I know that had to hurt ALOT, but for some reason I just couldnt stop giggling. Boys just look funny after theyve been hit where it hurts dont they? Does this make me a bad mother? for giggling at my sons "particular" injury? Looking for other mothers opinions that may have dealt with a son going through an injury to the nads.

How do you stop girls from stalking you? This girl has been stalking me for the past week. Always confronting me in school and such. Always telling me to talk to her and call her and stuff. Shes real beautiful but she gets on my nerves. And when i do call her she talks really fast and i cant understand her so im just like "Yea" and "really" and a occasional laugh. I just want some advice on this problem!

What would you think of this boy? So there's this boy in my class. He's what you'd probably call your stereotypical nerd (wears inch-thick glasses, polo shirt, does well in his algebra classes, plays videogames ect) anyway for some reason I really liked him and wanted to get to know him. We both have Asperger Syndrome and share the same interests and such, same humor (as in speaking up in a 100+ crowd and making everyone bust their guts laughing) I find myself staring at him, like a lot. His friends have come up to me and asked if I liked him just before Valentine's and I said no, so his friends told him I didn't like him. I checked his facebook page a couple days after V-day and had joined clubs and such saying ''I was Single for Valentine's Day =('' He says he desperately wants a girlfriend, only one, because he ''wouldn't cheat on her'' anyways today I actually worked up effort and took the time to talk to him. I said how are you and all the basic stuff and told him ''So how was Valentine's'' he said it was ''Uhh okay'' I replied ''Meh it's always just another day for me'' (implying that I am single) he was like ''huh...'' I asked if I could sit next to him for a couple minutes during registration and he was like ''Sure be my guest'' so I sat next to him and started talking about school stuff. At break me and my friend went to sit down inside and talk with all the others (single room with a TV and stuff between 2nd and 3rd period) he came around the corner and I said ''Come here and join us if you want'' he left, then came back 2 minutes later. He kept eyeing me (just slightly) when I was staring at him. I smiled and looked away. Then he got up and left. ''Where you going?'' He ignored me. I said ''see you at lunch'' and he replied ''alriiiiiiiight?'' I saw him sitting down on a bench in the corner and sulking. I sat right next to him and said in a soft tone ''hey what's the matter?'' He got up 5 seconds later and told me ''Uh there's something I gotta do'' he went outside. When I came outside he saw me then hid behind a tree. I came up to him and said ''If there's something wrong you can always talk to me I'll listen to your problems'' and he said ''no there isn't why do you ask'' so I left him alone then. At lunch me and my friend (male) were walking together and we saw him standing alone outside and my friend said to him ''hey here's your girlfriend'' he got really angry and told my friend to ''just **** off'' and he stormed inside. My other friend said he was acting really weird. ''Dude he stormed inside with his hands like he was praying and begged at me to tell me to **** off from him please''. And yeah...Being sensitive as I am I started crying. During the end of the day his eyes were dark and really angry when he looked at me. He ignored me a lot when I sat next to him at lunch as if I wasn't even there. Then he'd told me he'd ''took a lot of crap from people'' I said ''who is giving you trouble'' and he just laughed. He'd be yelling at me ''GET TO CLASS!!'' in a really harsh voice even if I wasn't even late for that class. One time he was reading a dictionary (for whatever reason I take it he was really bored) and I talked to myself about what he was doing and he turned around, eyes wide open and shouted at me ''if you're GOING to say something say it to my face'' He always used to be really sweet..Like that onetime these 15-16 yr old girls came and called me a **** and harassed me nonstop and he came and told me to come with him and he protected me and cheered me up (I was in a sad mood that day) we were 13-14 then...but he did this again just last month when some kid said ''Im gonna beat you'' (he was my friend and was kidding) but he took it seriously and defended me again. He's really withdrawn with me for reasons I don't know why. I know he'd probably kill me if I told him I loved him. I don't know what's wrong but he really hurt me this happened twice the same year I've had a real bad year up to now..He always had the same humor as me and interests and seemed sweet...I don't know what to think anymore. ...What can I do?

Am i going crazy? Do i have a mental illness? At the moment, I'm getting really paranoid sleeping and just being in my house. I have to sit in a certain place because otherwise i get terrified. When i'm trying to get to sleep i make up stupid reasons so i get get to sleep like; if i cover my neck no-one can get me. I have conversations with myself, and i don't know why, this happens more when i am upset and unually makes me more upset but I don't know how to stop it. I've seen things a couple of times, but only for a second, then it dissapears. I don't understand what is happening to me and i really want some genuine help. I get really angry really easy and start to shake and lash out at people without meaning to hurt them. If someone annoys me i just start to swear and i can't stop. I've hurt myself before, but i just thought that this might be usfull to what you have to say. But please don't judge, i don't want a rant about how its bad. I KNOW. Finally, i get the craving of blood and i don't know why. And i'm not some crazy girl who loves vampires, and wants to be one. But when i'm around a certain person i have an uncontrolable desire to get really close to them because of the way they smell. Its really hard for me to describe.., sorry. I also hear like singing, and piano sometimes at night. My parents say that i'm just dreaming but i know i'm awake. And it scares me. I have a fear that someone is in the house when i am and its really freaking me out, when i get scared or there is a loud noise/flashes that freaks me out i start to breath really heavily and i get really scared and cry. And i'm really confused at why this is. One last thing is that i'm only 13, i live in the UK. And I don't want to tell me parents, because they will just laugh at me (i have tried before). They are thinking about sending me to a counciller because of my 'anger issues' but i can't help them. And i don't want to go to a counciller, i want to work this out myself, or get something that will help me. I've been depressed before if that helps. I need an answer as soon as possible. Thankyou. I really don't think that i can talk to my parents. Because they know that i used to self-harm and didn't do anything about apart from have a massive go at me. The only person who knows about all of this is my really really close friend (whos a boy), and he seems to kind of understand more than when i tryed to tell my best friend. I don't know what to do because i can't tell my parents , i don't want to get in trouble. Because i'm not the 'good girl' i don't do as people say, if people don't treat me right i hate them, and start shouting. My parents don't trust me. And I need some advise that doesn't include them. ( Also they know i get really freaked out, but they just say i'm being silly and leave me). :/ I haven't had any extreme trauma, my parents used to hit me when i was 'naughty', and my brother gets treated better than me. Me and my boyfriend broke up because his parents made him and i still don't know why. I keep thinking my friends hate me, but people say i'm being stupid. And can someone also give me something about the blood craving thing? Cos its scareing me and i don't want to hurt anyone? What do you think it is?

Schoolmates randomly tell me they're gay, and ask if I am? I'm Bi, more towards the Gay but I do like only like the hottest girls. I'm sort of average. Not buff, not lean. Do sound a bit gay at times though. Ok well last year there was this hot muscly guy in my class for two straight years and randomly at times when he'd talk to me he would ask me If I'm gay. I'd just laugh like usual when someone asks me. He'd ask it in sort of a serious way and repeat it once or twice more. Then at other times he'd say that and also say he's gay. Don't know if it's real or anything but yeah. Happened again, with this other guy I usually just say hi to. Just randomly shouted to me he was gay. This year my classes are like totally different and this other guy said exactly the same thing as the first guy (buff dude). They're not friends, doubt they even know each other. So what do you think, What's up? Is it true or am I just having delusions? Thank you very much :) shutup even though I'm bi/gay I do believe in religion and will not act on urges. I'll try get a wife, heard of a lot of people going crazy and leaving their spouse. Oh well :(

What does it mean when a guy.......? i know i asked this before, some answers from guys please, Cheers :)? what does it mean when a guy youve known for a short while and you dont see very often, tells you that you have guys queing around the block for you. me and him get along great and he always manages me laugh. we're really comfortable with each other. he teases me, calls me trouble and compliments me occassionally. he does ask about my personal/lovelife etc, and tells me to date a guy like him. i also know he's with someone. so i dont think theres anything wrong with the hamless flirting, purely because he s a fair bit older then me and hes been with someone for 4 years, married 1 year. so i just laugh all the silly comments off and even occassionally i'll flirt back to. is that wrong? my gf's seem to think he has other intentions and im blind to what his motives really are. what do you think? of course theres the winking, smiling and waving whenevr he sees me aswell. thats just being friendly, isnt it?

when i talk to boys i turn red why.? Help!? when im talking to a boy in my class i turn red and even if i don't like them. like that one time i asked if i could seat on my boy classmate's desk and i went red, even when they talk to me i turn red for some reason. i really need help.. when i go to a store or buying something and the cashier is a boy i turn red... and i know some boys like me in my class but i just can't talk to anyone because i turn red and really embarrassed to talk to them and even other classmates.. can someone really help and why im doing this. and i dont really get embarrassed easly because whe i trip i think its really funny and i just laugh about it. but why im i going red? HELP!!

I think I may like my best friend...who's a chick? As the title says, I think I may like my best friend yet i'm a girl and so is she. I don't know why. Last year I never really had these feelings but this year I can't keep my eyes off her. I always thought she was pretty and had a great personality but this year I've really noticed her. She doesn't have a boyfriend right now. I do. And I've been with him for 3 years. But I can't even think about him anymore. In all my fantasies, he's been replaced by her. I daydream about her 24/7. I think she may kinda know and she "flirts" a lot. She always sits on my lap, gives me constant hugs, always asks for piggy-back rides, and everyday before I leave from school, she hugs me. And once I "accidentally" touched her boob and she told me I did and I said you enjoyed it and she didn't deny it and just laughed. And sometimes I'll text her and we'll be talking bout perverted stuff and she'll say stuff like "damn, i'm horny" or stuff like that. And I don't know if she's actually flirting or not! It's driving me crazy! All I can think about is her. I don't know if it's just hormones are not. What should I do!? I want a relationship with her but as far as I know, she's straight. Plus I have a boyfriend. What do I do?

Do you think he is cuirous? Ok well I am 14 and bi my friend and I have been friends for a few years and I wanted to know if you think he is bi. He dosnt know I am bi but I have a little crush on him and if he was bi or gay maybe I would have a shot. the reasons I think he might be is because he suggested we "compare" ( i think you know what i mean ;D ) and the next fews days he would tell me in private that he thought some kids in our class have nice chests ( wich he has never done before) and ask if I wanted to compare again I have asked if he was gay he just laughed and changed the subject. so what do you think? is he gay or bi or am I reading to much into this?

am i just a friend to her? I met a beautiful girl 2 years ago. We both seem interested in each other ..we both have an amazing sense of humor where we can just laugh all day and pick on each other...I told her that i didn't just want to be her friend no more and then she hit me with the "I only see you as a friend" line..a year and a half passed and unexpected things happen.. my mentality has been set to think" that i don't believe nothing is impossible but somethings are just not what they are"...the other day we hung out and i guess she saw that i naturally for no one changed many flaws that i had such as drinking, partying, and i am almost finishing my degree and that i live and provide for my own. She saw that i was independent and smart and that there was so much more to me than she knew. She obviously knows i am still attracted to her...we talked on the phone for hours last weekend and it felt like one of those talks that you have with a girl in high school which go for ever but seem so pleasant..THE PROBLEM i have is the mixed signals.. she wants to talk to me..she picks on me a lot but in a dorky way which i dont know if its friendly or flirtatious..she calls me dude which i find a little weird and even tho i told her not too she does it because she knows it gets to me a lil..but it always turns out that we laugh it off..I feel like she is interested in me but i also dont want to take the chance of just charging in there just to look like an idiot twice...we both came to the conclusion that we think both of us are a rare find in our personal lives, but I just cant distinguish the mixed signs...we both havent been in a relationship in more than 5 years..could it be that we just dont know how to face feelings because we been single for a while? Ladies if u can give me some advice one what are some of the things woman do when they are curious about starting a relationship and about what certain things like what level of playful picking on someone is consider flirting and whatever else yall can add would be greatly appreciated..thanks..have a good day everyone :).....Detailed answers if possible please by the way for psychological purposes i am 24 and she is 22

Did I just get rejected? so i like this girl, we're both in Gr.9, andI have one class with her this semester (last semester I had 2 classes with her) Anyways, we talk a lot to each other and I think she knows I like her, and when I say we talk a lot I mean for hours on msn, and then again at school. Everyday our conversations last from 5pm to 3 am.. and she starts them. Yeah so I was planning on telling her, but she asked me a question when she read my personal msg which was "I wonder what you'd do if I told you how I really feel bout you :/" Here's our convo. Her (12:38 AM): *are you going to tell me about this girl ? Me (12:47 AM): *lets just say you know her very well :/ Her (12:48 AM): *o-o I don't need to know who she is LOLL. Im just saying, what about her? Me (12:50 AM): *erm she's nice, funny, errr purdy. idk :/ Her (12:51 AM): *is that why you like her ? Me (12:51 AM): *yeah & fun talking to ._. Her (12:52 AM): *you could've told her ysterday, it was Valentine's day >P Me (12:52 AM): *too late :/ Here (12:53 AM): *you are so lame . *You keep feelings to yourself ? Me(12:53 AM): *yeah :/ *cause I don't wana say the wrong things at the wrong time ._. But one problem, ever since she found out some guy from her old school likes her(He's also my best friend), she decided that shes gonna be single through high school and proud of it because he was being annoying, although with me, she's up for a friendship. I just wanted to know, if you were her would you really stay single throughout high school? I'm pretty sure she knows I like her, and she probably doesn't like me but I still wanted to know because I reallyy like her, and not in like the foolish crushing way, but serious. I'm not one of those perverts who pretend I like a girl, I go by my word. I even stopped low riding just for her, and even stopped swearing. I've changed, a lot :/ and since she said shes going to stay single through out highschool, was that her way of rejecting me? My other friends say it is :/ I always make her laugh too, so i dont know how this could be a rejection :/ like, one time in business we were talking on ebuddy and I said a few things and heard her giggle. She also talked to me yesterday, and yeah.. we still talk even though she "rejected" me ._. "dude your best friend likes her what happened to bros b4 hoes?" I don't go by that code man.

How do I know if my 22 month old is smart for her age? I feel like my daughter, which will be 2 in April is very smart for her age. She walked at 10 months and started talking young also. But now she knows all of her colors, most shapes and how to spell have of her name (lol). We are working on the alphabet. We just bought flash cards which she loves! She knows so many animals and what sound they make taht you just laugh with amazment. I know that I should just keep working with her but I didn't know if this was unusual for a 22 month old. What steps should I take to continue her growth?

Some funny statements? Found some jokes online which i find some of them are true, tell me what you think. *These are not mine* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That's enough, Nickelback. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. Was learning cursive really necessary? Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night." I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Bad decisions make good stories If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem.... You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest

Comedian on Just For Laughs Montreal talks about scary movies? Comedian on Just For Laughs Montreal talks about scary movies? An episode of Just For Laughs Montreal was on, and one of the comedians was talking about watching scary movies alone. He said stuff like adult ghosts don't scare him, kid ghosts do. And not to leave your closet door open, and when you leave your curtain closed in the bathroom etc. I was wondering if anyone knows the comedian? He was on the episode with Phil Nichol and Andrew Kennedy! Thanks~

Laughs....? How would you describe your laugh? What are some of the wierdest laughs you have heard?? What causes you to laugh, usually? I know this is sort of random and such... I'm curious..

How to respond confidently when someone laughs at you? Hi everyone, How do you respond confidently when someone laughs at you? I have learnt that how we respond to people laughing at us, has an impact of people's impression and opinion of us. Thank you. I will select a best answer soon.

What does it mean if a girl rarely laughs but laughs at everything you say? This girl laughs at everything I say, jokes or no jokes, even if its not funny at all. But she doesn't laugh at other people's jokes even when they're funny. She rarely laughs at anything anyone else says, and one of those times it was a joke someone else made about me. what does that mean?

What would be a really awesome theme for a 21st birthday party, guaranteed for lots of laughs? I want to start planning my 21st birthday party, but cant decide on a theme. I want one that has a lot of options and will guarantee alot of laughs! =]

How many times a day do you suppose god laughs at us humans? If he's up there, I bet he belly laughs when he sees us scramble to get out of the ridiculous situations he puts us in.

What does it mean if a girl laughs a lot with a guy? This girl I like has her locker right next to mine at school. (we're both in 12th grade)....Anyway, she always says hi to me and I'll say hi back and after I say hi back she'll just kind of give a little laugh because I must say it funny or something. When we have little conversations, she also gives little laughs at things that I say but aren't funny. She's not laughing loud, but little giggles/laughs. What does this mean?

What do you call a person who never laughs ? I want to see people's answers . I work with a girl who never laughs or smiles .

Can it be ethical to use a subject involving the war on terror, simply to get laughs? Can it be ethical to use a subject involving the war on terror, simply to get laughs from the audience? How so?

How come when I say an insult back to a stuck up girl she always just laughs? I don't get whats funny? if she says im ugly i say something liek im not ugly im just different she always just laughs? its not just 1 girl, its every girl that is mean to me every year. what are some good comebacks to get to her to say? somethin she wont laugh about and will really piss her off?

Have you seen a person that laughs loudly while no one is laughing and than starting crying? Have you seen a person that laughs loudly while no one is laughing and than starting crying,than laughing again?What would you think if you saw him/her?

when will a late night comedy show think of monitoring YA during the show for some good laughs? Come on Jay, have YA politics on big screen behind you during the show and watch the laughs.

How can he who laughs last laugh hardest? Unless he knows he the last to laugh, which would only happen in rare situations if at all. I think it should be changed to "(S)he who thinks (s)he laughs last laughs hardest."

What does it mean when a guy laughs at something you say and grabs your chin and squeezes & shakes it gently? what is the gester for? Riding down the road in his car, he laughs and does this to you?

What does it mean if a guy looks at you and laughs? Or laughs at what you say? Do they find you amusing? What if it is a serious conversation?

Montreal Just for Laughs Festival 2010? Hi everyone, I was looking to see when this year's festival was on and saw the below link: http://www.tourisme-montreal.org/Travel-Trade/What-To-Do/Events/just-for-laughs-festival-presented-by-videotron If the Street Festival etc. is on between 7th and 18th July, what is on between 19th and 25th? When are all the stand-up comedy acts? How easy is it to get tickets and when do they go on sale? Thanks a mil', Brian.

Why does my sister pee when she laughs really hard? When my sister laughs really hard she can't control her bladder and ends up wetting herself. She says she tries as hard as she can to hold it in. Why does this happen? Is there anything she can do to remedy this situation?

My baby gets the hiccups all the time when he laughs? Every single time that my one year old laughs, he gets the hiccups. Why? Does anyone know, or known of any other child that did this?

What does it mean when a girl laughs when you look at her? I have just recently started the 12th grade. There is this girl in my classroom that I secretly like. Sometimes she catches me looking at her,and laughs. One day, she was asking me a question. In the mix of asking me, she also asked me "Why are you looking at me like that?". I just shook my head in a " no reason" type of way, and she just started laughing.What do you think that means?

An adjective for someone who laughs a lot? I'm looking for a single-word adjective that describes someone who easily laughs or laughs a lot. Any suggestions? Thanks!

What does it mean when a girl lets you in her house, laughs at your texts every time, and ask you to buy her a? Sometimes this girl lets me in her house and most my text she laughs alot and sometimes she ask me to buy her a soda at school.

Am I the only one sick of canned laughs? I was channel surfing and a came to Darma and Greg. I hate how after every line they play really cheesy recording of several people laughing. I mean when I asked my friend Andoni, he said "Maybe its so people dont have to laugh, and they can save their energy." That didnt really help. Anyone know why they use these "canned laughs"? And do you like them or hate them?

What are the differences between mad scientists laughs and evil mastermind laughs? Because let's face it. Neither one is complete without a trademark cackle. But no self respecting mad scientist would want to be mistaken for an evil mastermind! Hmm... I figured this could be a fun question. Perhaps a bit difficult to answer.

Is it possible to have multiple laughs for different emotions? I have a lot of different laughs and most people tell me they are fake.. but.. they aren't

What does it mean when your crush laughs when his friends mention you? At my school we having an orientation and I saw my crush and his friends in front of me. One of his friends looked at me and apparently told my crush that I was here and he laughed and walked away. I'm guessing that he doesn't like me but I really don't know, so what do you think?

Who is the comedian that talks about different types of laughs? This comedian talks about the different types of laughs people have...like he mentions the "muttley" laugh that some people have...i just cannot remember who the comedian is...

Do you get annoyed when you joke about something and nobody laughs? Do you get annoyed when you joke about something and nobody laughs? or when you ask a question that's not supposed to be serious but someone answers it very seriously with scientific facts and all that..

What if your crush laughs at a joke you said from afar while looking at you? It was quite strange seeing my crush look over at me and laugh at some joke I made with my friend all the way over the other side of the room. I was sort of loud, but I was not even talking to him. What does that mean? Thanks in advance!

How come everybody always laughs at arachnophobes? When somebody has an irrational fear of tight spaces, or heights, or dogs, everybody respects that. But when somebody gets freaked out by a spider everyone is all like "Oh come on you little girl. You're bigger than he is!" or "He's more scared of you than you are of him!".

how do they record those laughs on comedy shows? those background laughs on comedy shows. how do they exactly record it ?? do a bunch of people sit in front of the microphones and laugh ?? im just curious !

My baby cries when someone around laughs loud. Is this normal or? My 15mth baby boy cries when someone around laughs loud. He does this when ever we get visitors or we visit someone house. But he is perfectly normal at home only with us around or outside malls/shopping centers etc . Is it a kind of stranger anxiety or normal? Pls advise.

When your due your period do you laugh at anything or is it just me? When it's nearly that time of the month for some reason I laugh at anything and it's embarrassing and stupid. The other day on Will and Grace someone mentioned something about big feet and I laughed for an hour straight just because of someone having big feet. Is this normal?

What does it mean when you're ex laughs at stuff you say? Okay, I admit I am a pretty funy person and people are always laughing at my jokes. But sometimes when I don't make one my ex, we're still friends, will laugh or smile at me. And I catch him looking at me sometimes. He has a new girlfriend, one of my best friends yeah don't ask.

Do you think the rest of the world laughs at the radicals in this country? By radicals I mean the haters on the left and right. This country is mainly centrist in it's political views, but we've got plenty of wackos on the left and right. With the way the world watches our media and follows our politics, do you think they laugh at us?

What does it mean when i girl laughs at you when you pull your pants down before sex? This happened to me just the other week and i was kinda insecure so could someone tell me please?

what is the title of the song used in the ads in star world monday night laughs segment? what is the title of the song used in the ads in star world monday night laughs segment? its been currently used here in the philippines. it has the lyrics that goes like this.. "give me a reason.." the singer is a guy.

Why does the Godfather keep showing up and keep getting cheap laughs and pops? Does he even matter anymore? Is he a trainer or something backstage? That would explain his appearances.

What does it mean when a girl laughs at you? Today I said hello to this girl I like who I am very shy when I am around. I am sort of friends with her and I am taking her to her debutante. When I said hello, she looked at her friend and they both laughed. It wasn't like a giggle it was defintely a laugh.

What does it mean when a guy lightly laughs when you kiss him? i kissed a guy and while a pulled out a new kissing trick he lightly smiled and laughed a little ...what does it mean?? did he like it? did he not?

How often do you start cracking up at things nobody else laughs at? Happens to me at least twice a day...

What's one of the silliest things your baby laughs at ? Mine is the fan. I have a 4/5 month baby and whenever he sees the fan, he will just laugh out loud.

is it normal for a 9yr old to wet his pants when he laughs hard? Is it normal for a 9 year old boy to wet his underwear when he laughs really hard?

My grampa cought a wild hampster and gaven it to me for my birthsday but everybody laughs and calling it a rat? Why are people at my Bible camp so meeen, can someone send me a preyer to set their naughty parts on fire?

How come those with the most irritating laughs seem to find everything funny? It's like the most boring bastards with horrible voices seem to love to do fillibuster speeches and then you get the 'photocopier experts' who leap to your aid when you've got a simple paper jam and explain everything to you like an idiot?

Who laughs at the idiots with Patriots in their Name? Do these guys work for the cheatriots? I understand being a fan - but i don't understand being so consumed with a team that your moral standards are discarded. If the cheatriots win or lose any more games, so what? You don't get any money, any fame, any glory, no ring, no recognition, and you are NOT better than any fan of any other team. The team cheated - it will be marked forever. No one will forget that they cheated and you are supporting cheaters.

Whats the word that discribes someone that laughs at there own jokes? Ok, a while ago (like 3 years ago) my mum told me a word that discribes someone that laughs at there own jokes? It was quite a technical fancy word if that helps for example a funny person = witty thanks

My dishwasher is haunted and the face of a spirit laughs at me on the surface. Whats up? The spirit is very mischevious and appears on the front of the dishwasher sometimes. I've gotten semi-used to it but I can't stop looking at it.

Why is the Politics Section not about Politics but about laughs? Has anyone noticed that the politics section of Yahoo Answers is full of the funniest, most randomly repeated questions ever. Every one in the section is completely biased and most questions sound like there written by a 5 year old. You know how many times I have read questions like "Why does the [Party Name] not know anything about [subject]?" About 60% of the questions are like this.

What punishment might work on a 12 year old son that laughs & waves around his older sisters bras & undies? She has gone from a bit of a tom boy to a girly girl so she has a lot of pretty lacy stuff that he makes fun off! Omg! Haha! That would be so funny to see him in his sisters girly bras and panties, and she would love it! Would the punishment fit the crime?

What do u do if everyone you try to talk to laughs at you because your so ugly? They dont actually say it to me but i know thats why they're laughing and why they walk away. Why are peope so superficial?

Why does my baby get hiccups EVERY time she laughs? Anytime my baby (now 6 months) gets really laughing it ends in hiccups. She has been getting them since she was in the womb, but I feel bad making her laugh now because it seems that laughing always causes them. And then it upsets her stomach...Anyone else have this problem?

Did Republicans actually laugh and cheer about not getting the bid for the olympics? In the eyes of the republicans, America loosing was a good thing or was it just a selfish act to discredit the democrats?

should i ask a girl i just met to homecoming? We just met like a week or two ago in a class. I don't see her outside of class, but we talk in class and she laughs at stuff I say even when it's not funny and she asks me for help. Is it too soon to ask her to go to homecoming with me?

What should i do if my ex laughs when i break up with him and what does it mean? We usually get back together whenever we break up but should i really get back with him now?

How do i come up with funny video ideas? How do i make a funny video or get the right idea that gets laughs? I'm trying to post videos to youtube that can make people laugh and i totally have no idea what a funny video would be this time. I desperately need your help.

I am planning a small 2o person company Christmas dinner. Any ideas for some extra laughs, a fun game perhaps? I am looking for something different than the whole, exchange gifts, karaoke. Great ideas, but would like to WOW my coworkers. Any ideas would be appreciated.

Is it normal to want to punch your bf in the face everytime he laughs? Its the lil things I hate. Like his wallet, his brown pants, his play by play commentary at the movies, His humor(safe)!! Arghh, but really nice, peaceful, gentlemany fella. How do I break this off?

What do you call a person that never laughs? I call them a robot, what would you call them?

Why do some people tell jokes and everybody laughs, when others say the same joke and people call them stupid? like a "popular" kid says a joke, and then somebody else says a joke, and everybody thinks the joke is totally stupid and stuff? it totally pisses me off.

What section on Y/A should I go for big laughs besides this one?

How do I convincingly ask my mum for a pair of Converse/Chuck Taylor's? Yesterday, we walked past a shoe shop with sales on all shoe brands! I tipped off my mum by saying that I want a pair of sneakers for Xmas and she just chuckled to herself. I laughed along nervously hoping that she was just joking as to that she wasn't going to buy me a pair. As it seemed, she wasn't joking! Thanks for your answers, Chipslover. :) Xx

15 and still a Virgin and My friends laugh at me for it. What should I do? Okay I am 15 years old turning 16 in May. I am in 10th Grade. Some of my friends found out that I am still a Virgin and told the whole school (but not the teachers thanks god) that I am still a virgin. And I am so embarrassed from it now. And now some kids who are like Juniors and Seniors are trying to hit on me. I don't know what to do. Please someone just help me.

Does anyone else think it takes more skill to tell a clean joke and still get laughs? Anybody can use perverse, profane language while trying to be funny. Do you agree that it takes more skill/creativity to tell a joke that wouldn't corrupt an innocent child's morale and still be laugh-out-loud funny?

How come every time I try something someone always laughs at me? As if I can't do anything. I feel guilty and terrible when they do. I should really say, I feel like someone is...

Is it embarrassing to be very late in class & then everyone laughs? Yesterday I woke up and my car didn't work, but I had to go to my class because I had to sign a paper. But I came very late, there was only 20 minutes left of the class then I walk in and the teacher looks at me like what in the world are you doing this late (but I called him that morning that my car was broken). I smile and then the entire class laughs. It was so embarrassing, should I feel like this or should I just never walked in the class and just waited?

Very short Irish/Scottish Comedian on Just for Laughs? He was very short, appeared on a just for laughs episode, made jokes about a day at an airport where the owner of the pub had they keys to the airport.

Just for fun, what is currently the worst/most annoying commercial? Give me a link on youtube, etc. if you're seriously hating them. Can't wait to get a good laugh watching how some things so bad are allowed to be shown on tv.

whats the name of the comedian who did a skit about kids being allergic to peanuts on Just For Laughs?

Do you laugh at peoples jokes just to be nice? I admit sometimes I do, but if it's not even funny I'll just smile. And if it's REALLY not funny I won't even say anything and I'll just try to change the subject.

just for laughs lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' x x x

Do you ever visit Fox News.com just for the laughs? I love how their website says 'Fair and Balanced.' Puts me in a good mood every time.

What bouncing is too much for your babys brain? I bounced my 1 year old on a playgym platform 5 or six times. It was really cute the way his hair would bounce and he never fell down. But, now I think back he wasnt laughing at all. I worry that it may have been too much for his little brain. He ate well tonight and acted alright. I am still worried. Could it be too much? What do I look for?

Why are women always looking for someone who can make them laugh? What, are men expected to be born comedians these days? How often does one have to make them laugh if they are in a relationship? I'm looking for someone who will make me forget my own name when we have sex.

just for fun do you think lycans or werewolves are real? remember this is only for fun and laughs

What are some wrinkles products that I could use for my acne prone sensitive skin? Everything makes me break out. I am starting to see these very faint laugh lines, but I want to get rid of them before they get deep. I am 38. I knew I would eventually get wrinkles, but I am not ready for it. My skin is also oily.

Is it normal to hate when my mom laughs? This has been going on for YEARS now. She's on the phone and it's reminded me. Whenever I'm in my room and I hear her laughing, I want to clench my fists together with anger. What is wrong with me? This is NOT normal! Is it?! She laughs like 'OH HAHAH HEHEHEH' And it bugs me, so bad.

Why does my girlfriend laughs when she sees a penis? Whenever my girlfriend sees my penis or a penis on-line she giggles. I have a good sized penis so don't go saying it's because I'm small. She's a very mature person and in fact is too serious quite often. It's seems she can't help but giggle or if she holds off the urge to giggle a smirk will appear on face.

Why is it so cute when my girlfriend laughs or smiles? I was cuddling with my g/f yesterday while watching a show and I thought it was sooooo cute everytime she laughed. Why is it so cute for a girl to laugh?

Do people with similar sounding laughs actually find the same things funny? This may be a stupid theory, but I noticed a couple of friends with a similar laugh to me, are amused by the same things. You may argue that it's by chance and we would have things in common. The only thing that got me thinking was it was quite a distinctive sound that changes depending on the type of joke. Occasionally high pitched, sometimes a bit deep.

What is the name of the "bald, British pubmaster Comedian" that appeared on JUST FOR LAUGHS a few years ago.? His routine was HIGH on GRRREAT BRITAIN.

Just for laughs...What was your worst dirty diaper experience? Mine happened in the mall...I was in American Eagle shopping with my husband and I was carrying our 2 month old (without a diaper bag) Don't ask why...it was a dumb decision! anyways, as my husband was checking out I walk around for a while and I felt something warm hit my foot, so I looked down and saw that my son had pooped his diaper and it was leaking EVERYWHERE! all down my leg and all over the floor. I didn't know what too do, I couldn't stop it. It just kept coming! So I took off through the mall trying to find a bathroom. I was in a mall that I don't normally go to so I had no idea where a bathroom was. As I was walking around I could hear people say "aww look at that cute baby" I was hoping that they were too busy looking at my baby that they didn't notice the poop running down my legs! Oh and to make it worse it was on the tax free weekend so the mall was super busy! So yeah that was my worst experience...so far! Can you beat that story?

I'm looking for an app for the ipod touch! Do you know any with sounds of a comedy tv show? Like laughs?

How old should my baby be when she laughs? My daughter was 4 weeks early and she has only laughed twice! Is that normal? She has just turned four months old. She smiles and talks a lot but I try so hard to get her to laugh but she just wont!!! What should I do???

What should i buy my dad for his birthday? I'm really confused what to get my dad for his birthday. He says he doesn't want anything. But i want to get him something, the problem is i don't know what to get him. I'm going shopping with my friends tomorow and i'm hoping to get him something what should I get him? My dads loves watching films, But he has way to many. He's always laughing, loves football. Please help!

How come I can't feel anything for this MAN? I am 21 years old and have a best friend that's a guy. He has already told me he loved me and would do anything to pursue a relationship with me. He does everything for me, and I do the same for him. We talk FOREVER when we're together. We laugh all the time, but when it comes to being intimate or thinking about liking him, I just can't do it, but he would be the PERFECT boyfriend. I don't understand why I'll never pursue anything with him?

Is Bill Maher an idiot for trivilizing torture and trying to get cheap laughs out of it? I'm watching his show right now and I've never felt so disgusting towards a TV personality, he is such a low life.

how do embarrassing moments when someone laughs at you make you stronger? (what doesnt kill you, makes you stronger) like all that life lessons crap.

My boyfriend likes to hit me, lick me, and bite me really hard but just laughs about it. Why does he do that? I dont think he does it to be mean, but sometimes i bruise up and people look at me weird at work...

Do you ever flash at your window for neighbors to see just for the laugh?

What do guys think about girls with weird laughs? I have a really loud obnoxious laugh. I hate it. I can't help it. I can't control it. it just sort of comes out and takes over. I know it's ugly. it's just not going anywhere :( I don't want this to ever effect my chances of having a boyfriend but there's nothing I can do to stop it and it seems like the more I try to hold it in the worse it gets. I asked this here because I know there are a lot of guys here.

Is it illegal to kick a Marine in the testicles for laughs if you hold diplomatic immunity?

Why do guys think it's appropriate to fart in front of girls and what if she laughs? My new boyfriend does this in front of me. And to be honest, I can't help but laugh because well it's funny and random and he acts like I didn't hear. Is it ok to laugh at it? I think I laugh more because he tries to hide it. Sorry this is such an immature question!

I just took a dump and it was fiery diarrhea puree. What does this mean for my future social life? It's happened everyday for the past 4 months. It starts every morning with heavy constipation but then it just explodes like an upsidown volcano. Sometimes it even rebounds back off the walls of the toilet and makes a huge mess. Don't post if you're going to laugh. Its serious business. I'm thinking of going to see a nurse.

Laughs in Hot for Teacher? Does anyone know who does the silly laughs/noises in the background of Hot for Teacher by Van Halen?

My wife do not have interest in sex? How can I develop interest in her for sex? Is there viagra for woman? I am happily married and laugh all the day, but I lack active sex in my married life. My wife never come to me for sex. I am really upset. I really love her and want to have sex with her only. I have discussed the matter with her and she also realized and tried to improve, but improvement works maximum for one week. Please help me. I am getting inclined to other gals and not able to concentrate on my professional life.

Does anyone ever flash their neighbors just for the laugh?

Is it cute to guys for a girl to have a squeaky laugh? Okay, so I admit, that I do have a squeaky laugh. But it's not like really bad or anything. It's just that sometimes when I inhale while laughing I squeak. And one guy in my school has commented on it so far. So is it technically a bad thing? Or is it kind of cute?

Would I get laughed at for taking a pic wearing a red thong? I want to recreate a pic of a pimp in a thong with guns and guitars but I only have a red thong. Also will it be alright if I only have 6 guns for the pic? Pimp I am at work right now. Maybe tomorrow I will set up the guns and guitars on my bed and take a pic.

Is it normal to laugh really hard for no reason? I got in trouble today for laughing really hard. I dont know why i laughed i just did. all of a sudden i just look at my pencil and start laughing then i look at my friend and start laughing even more! Should i take any medication for this??? or is it normal??

Do you ever search for funny questions on Yahoo Answers just for the lolz? Do you ever type a funny word into the 'search for questions' bar and then laugh histercally at the results? Or am i just extremely weird? ...yea, i think i already know the answer to that last one. :)

Is it unreasonable to ask your boyfriend to get an AIDS test before you have sex with him for the 1st time? I ask that my boyfriend get tested for AIDS and other STDS. My friends laughed at me and said that it was a sure way to scare him off. But I need to be safe. I do plan to have protected sex with him. I just want to make sure he is clean. It's not like he would be the only one. I would go and get tested too, just to be fair.

Did you ever just start laughing at someone who was trying to argue with you? I have and I don't know why. Maybe their argument was preposterous, or maybe they were too serious about something so dumb? Either way, it seems like I acted inappropriately. What do you think?

What Tights Should I Wear For A School Trip As A Laugh? I'm a lad and everyone has dared me to wear tights on a school trip to germany. Any suggestions on what tights I should wear?

Do you think you dog laughs at you when you do something silly? I think my boxer does.

What do you do if your ex-best friend and everyone else laughs and makes fun of you and you are lonely at? school and have no friends?

Can you tell how fat a women is just be how she laughs? It seems that the more obese women are, the loudness increases and kind-of high pitched giggle also seems to go along with it.

Just for laughs Ikea Comedian Name? He does a skit about ikea and how tea candels are so cheap there and how everything is in sweedish and how the arrows confuse people... then he does it all again in an asian accent! hilarious im looking for his name, im trying to look this video up... it was on just for laughs... his name is Pete (or peter) Collendes (i cant figure out the spelling of the last name) thanks

Is it normal for me to be embarrassed to take off my shirt? I am a 12 year old boy and i am very self concious about taking my shirt off.It is mainly because my younger sister laughs and thinks it is gross for any boy to be shirtless, even when swimming. Is this normal or do i have a problem?

Just For Fun: Moms, what was/is your favorite age/stage of your child? I am still pregnant, but from my experience with babie's and children, I love babies when they're 7-9 months old. I love their laugh and how they're crawling and starting to really discover the world around them :) I'm so excited that I will be able to experience that with my son in a few months :)

Just for fun. How old was your baby when he or she.....? Got their first haircut? Slept through the night? Reached for you? Rolled over? Sat up with support? Sat up alone? Ate baby cereal? Ate other baby food? Drank something besides breastmilk or forumla? Shook a rattle? Grabbed a toy? Smacked at a toy? Smiled? Spoke? Crawled? Walked? Laughed? Anything else you can think of that you want to add?

Whyd do girls laugh at a guy If we puts on a denim jean mini skirt for fun? I'm not going to even argue, this just show's how Immature girls are for laughing at a guy If he wears that, and no not gay, just for fun. I just don't understand, damn! Any feedback or opinions would be great, thanks!

How do I get my 12 month old to stop hitting and throwing things? He laughs and thinks it is funny.? My 12 month old thinks the hitting and throwing toys is funny. It is bad when he does it to people. He thinks it is so fun and starts to laugh and continue to hit. I tried time out so many times and he isn't learning. I tried to talk to him, but he is only 12 months and doesn't understand. Help :( I treat him like he is a kid and I don't act as if he is my friend. I make sure that he knows I am his mommy and parent and I don't "TALK" to him like he is an adult. I am a good parent and I don't need to step it up, I just need some assistance with him learning this new behavior and not to feel insulted.

How will Christians react if Jesus just wants to party when he descends from Heaven? Think about it. Jesus is up there busting his ass, sorting naughty and nice, doling out miracles now and then, bringing people up to heaven with terminal cancer, car accidents, etc.. He gets tired out from all the work and says "screw it Dad!! I'm going to descend to Earth and party!! I'm sick of this crap!!" So, what happens then? Jesus comes down and laughs with the sinners instead of crying with the saints.

If you were a therapist would you consider King of Queens show for depression? I'm severly depressed but for the last week i watch two episodes on t.v. prior to going to sleep and it makes me feel so much better! I can't help but cracking up! I even laugh just thinking about the show!

What would be a good present for a driving instructor? I'm about to go on my driving test and if I pass it I'd like to give something to my instructor, as a thank for being so patient and understanding and always making me laugh... any ideas?

is it normal for an 12yr old girl to wet her pants when she laughs really hard? my Friend will laugh at pretty much anything...and usually pretty damn hard...and she wets her pants... i've seen her go to the bathroom and on the way out, right after she went, someone told a joke and she peed...its real embarrassing for her...what does she need to make it stop without going to a Doctor? also...she takes vitamin A pills...would that weaken her bladder?

I have a uncle that laughs at cutlery. What should i do? I have an uncle that when he opens the drawer of the cutlery,he laughs at the cutlery. And its not as if he thinks the cutlery is inadequate or anything. The cutlery is quite nice. When i ask him why he does this, his response is: I don't know? WTF?

Why do preachers tell lame jokes in church and then get all indignant when no one laughs? And why are sermons so boring? I swear, if I have to sit through one more church service with my kids, I'm gonna go NUTS!

What is the joke or humor you told that got you the biggest laughs in your life? For me, I was asked in a group of people on the bus why I seem to be so happy. I said, "Because I'm single." Frankly, I was surprised at the laughter. It must have lasted 30 seconds.

Does the world laughs at the US with Sarah Palin on the ticket? I said it because it is very sad to see the American (supposely the world leader) second guessing on should be the president. I am still wondering what she is doing on the national scene

What does it mean when a girl laughs at me for no reason? So I work with this girl were close in age I'm 20 and she's 21. When Ever I walk in the door I look at her and she gets a big smile on her face and starts to laugh. and it happens through out the day also. What could this mean?

Why do people always laugh when I ask for a cup of tea? I am English for a start and live in England, I don't really drink anything other than tea and water and maybe milk. When I am in a restaurant and ask for tea they look at me like I am mental! I asked for a cuppa over at my friends house and she burst out laughing! Is this really that strange?

Where can I download clips from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for free? Where can I download clips from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for free? I've been looking all over, but I can't find anything. I need it just for a laughing gig for a project I'm doing for school that this movie is kinda involved with. Answers are REALLY appreciated!

What would you like to be remembered for? If you were to die today what would you want people to say about you and what you want them to remember the most? I want my friends to remember my random personality. Cracking jokes at just the right time to brake up and uncomfortable fight or silent. And how i laugh at myself for being a cluz. So what about you???????????/

Is anyone else just biting nails mad at the idle action of our leaders, and would like to have Hillarious? Hillary ,who laughed at the pirates as if they were only just like the adorable pirates in the movies, examined for her mental health and if necessary removed from service?

Describe your personality and what's your sign (just for fun)? I'm a shy person when I first meet someone new, then after I get over the shy stage lol, I am pretty talkative and wild haha. I try to be nice to everyone and like to laugh lol. I'm Aquarius

Doesn't he (you know who he is), just keep setting himself up for more ridicule, on a world wide basis? Was the "pot laugh" on 60 Minutes a clue?

Just what is Obamas tough love for Europe, and should they care.? Come on someone on the left rationalize this and give it a answer, Im sure you can spin it someway, But really who the hell should care what Obama has to say about anything, He is making the this country the laughing stock of the World. He has been standing in front of the mirror way to long, and he reading way to much into his press clippings,

Has anyone used Restylane for "laugh lines" ? How old were you when you tried it? Did it work? I'm only 29 but within the last few months noticed that my laugh lines have suddenly jumped out at me big time. I hate that I'm barely hitting 30 and already have wrinkles around my mouth!! I was thinking about going for Restylane injections? Has anyone tried Restylane for filling up wrinkles on the face? How were the results? Are there any warnings or dangers of using Restylane?

Do u post silly questions just to get a laugh from the answers? I find the answers much funnier when i ask the question.

Anyone enjoy the Sabres spanking the Maple Laughs and ending any playoff hopes as much as I did? LMAO, I LOVE SEEING MY HOMETOWN BUFFALO SABRES HUMILIATE THE MAPLE LAUGHS EVERY YEAR! EH Hey Bob the Sabres are 1 point out of a playoff spot and will get in. YOU MUST BE A LEAFS FAN, HATER!