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What are some good practical jokes for beds?

So we have a practical joke war between housemates going and i need some help. What are some jokes that i can do to the person's bed so when they get in something will happen. along the lines of setting up the bed leg so when they sit on it, it will fall down. something that wont hurt anyone, just good fun. Any ideas?

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1. okaii..sorri for the long answer but this is funny and should help. plz pik me as best answer *here are some gud pranks: 1. if the person brings a gf/bf over leave a opened condom in their bed. u can even go as far as putting something that looks like semen inside. 2.make it look like they got raped. leave some flour or soemthing in a baggie beside their bed, mess up their room and bed and their hair. 3.leave baggies filled with flour and oregano beside thier bed and than ask what their up to. here are the rest:*: 1. when they ar asleep put their hand in cold/hot water and they will pee 2. wrap them to the bed in plastic wrap 3. get those bungee type strings (from the dollar store) and tie those everywhere so when he wakes up he will see strings everywhere 4. tie a bed sheet to his wrist and tie the other side the a lamp on the bedside table if ur friend has one. when he moves his hand wen he wakes up, he will drop the lamp. 5. pour flour over him 6. do the old whip crema in hand and tickle the nose trick 7.While your friend is sleeping carefully wedge marshmallows between each of their toes. 8.Slip a mini tape recorder in your pocket and record a ghost sounding voice, then play the tape, wake up your friend, and act like you're scared. 9.When your friend is sleeping on their tum, pull their pants down and put brown icing on their bum. Then pull their pants up and wake them up , saying, 'Ooh, gross -- look what you did in your pants!' 10.Put a warm KitKat bar in someone's pants. 11.When your friend falls asleep (this is disgusting) put an ice cube in their ear and Barf-O-Rama begins! 12.While your friend is asleep, remove his shirt. Now take a marker and, VOILA!, a nice big, albeit bumpy canvas is at your disposal!! 13.Tie your friend's feet together and wake him up screaming FIRE FIRE! and watch him try to get up and trip!! 14.Remove your friend's shirt. Use a roll of packing or masking tape to cover your friend's chest in masking tape, then tape their arms to their chest. Next tape the friend's legs together and then tape your friend to a nearby bed, desk, or even his sleeping bag, and wait for morning 15.If your friend tends to sleep in a ball, tape his arms and legs to his chest and roll him around the room!! 16.Tie your friend's fingers together and toes together 17.Take the victim's underwear while they are sleeping and put icy-hot in their underwear. 18.Wait till your first friend falls asleep. Then take markers (use felt tips, ink pens will wake them up [ED NOTE: use the kind of felt tip pens that wash off with water]) and draw all over their face and the bottoms of their feet. Beards and mustaches are very good. Then wake them up. Make sure they stay awake. When the next person falls asleep, dare the first victim to draw on their face. The person will laugh right along with you being totally clueless of what they look like. When they wake up, don't let them look in a mirror 19.If you can, get one of those fake mustaches (the ones that stick to the face). Put it on the face of one of your friends and when they look in the mirror when they get up to go to the bathroom it'll scare the crap out of them. Guaranteed that they don't feel it on their face. (You usually don't when you are tired.) 20.Make a wad of paper, put it in water, then freeze it, and put it in your friend's bed or sleeping bag and wait for morning. 21.While your friend is sleeping, remove all the other furniture from the room and any valuable possessions. Then, screaming, wake up your friend and tell them they've been robbed! 22.Have a seance and pretend an evil spirit comes over you and put Alka-Seltzer in you mouth and let it fizz like you have rabies. 23.If you have a CD or cassette tape player with headphones, you're gonna need it for this prank. When your friend is sleeping (TIP: They have to be asleep for this prank, so I recommend don't let them get too heavy on the Jolt, and you need to stay awake, so load yourself down with it!) take the heaviest alternative music you have, (suggestion: Metallica, Mega Death). Put the headphones in your CD player, turn the volume all the way up, put it on your sleeping friend's ears, and play. Guaranteed major freakout! 24.A tough but extremely funny one. If you have a hammock, put one up really high. Put someone in it and duct tape their hands and feet together. Tape them in the hammock and turn them upside down. If you're lucky, they won't fall out and they'll get a real surprise when they wake up. 25.When your host is out of the room, hide a bunch of chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of their trash can. Then when he/she comes back in, announce that you are hungry and eat from you-know-where. 26.Pretend you're going into labour. 27.Wake up in the middle of the night, tear up your clothes and put war paint all over your face and body. Chant loudly. 28.Tape someone to their bed and and wake them up with a loud car noise playing (if available) and 2 bright flashlights 3 feet apart shining on them and scream in their ear.... "Watch out for the truck!". 29.Use a large yellow or brown marker .. take out the felt inside the long color ink rod and put it in the toilet in the tank part, not the part that you use. 30.If you have access to a smoke machine, use it in a room at night, but when it is just dark. Fill the room with smoke and make a bunch of lights that look like a fire moving and wake up your friend shouting, "Fire FIre". 31.Put very bright floodlights or strobe lights around the person's sleeping bag or bed, tell them that it is morning and turn them on. :-) It freaks them out 32.Whenever your friend gets up to go to the bathroom or something at night, put billiard balls underneath their sleeping bag/bed 33.Tape a piece of black paper over your friend's eyes and when they wake up they think they are blind. 34.When your friend turns off the lights and falls asleep, sing famous opera solos as loud as possible. When he wakes up and turns on the lights, look around with a confused expression. 35.Take the victim's undies, and sacrifice them to a potato named Kakaboola 36.Play recordings somewhere, loud enough for everyone to hear, of a bunch of robbers walking around, or maybe a Mafia hit from some old movie. 37.When everyone is asleep, laugh like a looney 38.(The person has to be drunk or an extremely deep sleeper for this one.) Wrap your friend's ear in gauze tightly enough to make sure he can't feel it. Add other effects to make sure it looks like his ear was cut off. When your friend wakes up, explain to him that either he cut off his own ear while sleepwalking or that you accidentally cut his ear off 39.Glue pieces of pinkish-red paper on your victim's face. When they wake up the next morning, tell them that they grew a bunch of zits overnight and to look in the mirror. Note: never stop looking at their face. 40.Oh man, this is fun, first of all you have to have a car and a license, or just a car if you are a good driver. Then you take your friend who is asleep, and put them in the car and take them to the nearest friend's house, or a barn or bus stop, but then leave them there and have your video camera ready, then blow a whistle and everyone hide behind a tree -- the reaction is hilarious!!! They usually think they are going crazy! 41.Take a can of shaving cream and put it in a freezer until frozen, then as soon as your friend falls asleep, find some way to take the cover off and put it in their sleeping bag! It will keep multiplying and multiplying its size until it fills their bed! You might want to be in a room with numerous deadbolts when they wake up. 42.When your friend is sleeping with their mouth open, put something really sour in their mouth like a war head or something. 43.When your friends are all watching a movie, say you're going into the kitchen to get something to eat. While you're there, put tomato sauce on your arm and a tomato sauced knife on the floor. Scream and run out to your friends and say you cut yourself with the knife. (Note: Only works if you are a good actor.)
2. Put layers of velcro in it so they get stuck. :D
3. Does this individual make their bed? If so, you can remake it... tuck the top sheet in at the head of the bed so looks like the mattress cover. Then fold the sheet and lay it at the head of the bed just like it normally is. That way both ends are at the head of the bed. When someone tries to get into bed, their feet wont go all the way down under the covers. You might also try fake spiders or snakes... or even real ones. When he plans on bringing his girlfriend over, hide a condom in the bedding she knows wasnt enjoyed by her.
4. why dont you make it look like they may have been date raped or had somthign down to them? leave a few white smarties or unkown pills in a ziplock on their night stand, rough up their room or subtly move things where they are obviously out of place, get creative. I would freak the **** out.