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What are good practical jokes to do to other family members on a cruise?

Ok... So, heres the situation. My Family and others (a group of 24) are going on a cruise in July via the Carnival Cruise line. This is the first cruise for my stepdad, siblings, my girlfriend and I. The problem is that everyone else has been on a cruise before and they have a long history of doing practical jokes on each other. Some of these include Itching powder, "Fart" machines, and so many others. My aunt, the leader in these things, has been telling us that she will get us good... So, we need ideas. What are some good ways to get her and the others? Anything will help - Thanks!!!

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1. Push someone overboard... that's always funny...
2. Give em an upper-decker, that's always a classic
3. Go to a magic shop and pick up some practical joke kits. Rubber swiss cheese, squirting nickels, ice cube cockroaches, and so on. The key to good practical jokes: no one gets hurt, startle is okay but terrifying is not, embarassment is fine as long as it doesn't drive someone over the rail! If you have any good ideas, many times the crew would love to help out. Enjoy your cruise!
4. contract syphillis and give it to her. or you can lock her in her room or plant a dildo in a place where it was meant to be concealed but you still can see it. Hire a prostitue and tell him/her to go to you aunts room. Slip her viagra. Piss on her bed. Plant a Beastiality magizine on her bed. Get on her bed and start wacking it while she walks in on you. These are all things that i've tried before. ALL HAVE BEEN SUCESSFUL! have fun
5. Alright...I've done this plenty of times. Melt a chocolate bar on your hand...find the last family member to use the bathroom, go shake their hand and thank them for using the last of the toilet paper.
6. Clear plastic wrap stretched across the toilet basin under the seat . The women will never lift the seat to find it and half the guys might not and get caught too . Urine will spill out on the floor , if that is all the business they get caught doing ! Works like a charm .... Good Luck !