Gags Smile - Does anyone know any good practical jokes to play on a 112 year old woman?

Does anyone know any good practical jokes to play on a 112 year old woman?

Mrs Humpfrey's my 87 year old housekeeper has invited her mother to stay at the manor for a few days, so I intend to amuse myself at her expense with a few practical jokes. I have already tampered with the wiring in her quarters and set up trip wires on the stairs. Any other ideas for japes to play on this woman?

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set the stair lift on warp factor 3 ;-) edit - im guessing the Americans have found your question my friend ;-)
It's not nice to prank the elderly:)
She's 112 - a prank would be amazingly cruel
Just for fun, re-enact the 16th century witch trials. You could burn her at the stake.
Laxatives in her dinner, old boy? She's 112, she'll be moving a lot faster than she has for the past 60 years after partaking cook's speciality dish, both externally and internally...
Ask her to marry you........................... on her next birthday!
send her up to fix the roof then take the ladder away, should be a blast.
One of my favorites is " hide the walker" works well with canes, wheelchairs, and dentures also. You could also put clear plastic wrap on the toilet. I bet the old bag does'nt see all to well anymore. Instruct the cook to serve only nuts and hard candy for the duration of her stay. Especially if you hide the ol choppers!
Well if shes staying with you....I think that would be punishment enough, no practical jokes necessary to ruin her stay. =)
dude r u trying to give the lady a heart attack!!! you cruel person
Are You Trying to kill her? You realise that a 112 year old could die if she fell down the stairs. You're sick and twisted, please book yourself an appointment with a shrink, ASAP.
AR, you could dress up as Death, wait until she's asleep, stand above her and wave your scythe around. I recently made Gummly my driver, wear a wig made of Africanized bees. Oh how I laughed as he was rushed to hospital. While she sleeps, put some honey on her face, and release 1-2 thousand bees into the room. Wire the bedroom door to the mains and just under her bedroom window erect a huge air cushion. She will have no choice but to jump out of the window ! Little will she know that the air cushion will be 'air-less.' Have fun !
WHAT KIND OF PERSON R U? you are going to kill her! put away your prank stuff and respect her!
Tell her that you have entered her in "Britains got Talent" as a pole dancer and get her practising all the time she's staying with you with the nearest telegraph pole.
Have a skeleton jump out when she opens her wardrobe. Although she may die from the shock it will be very funny!
Given the lady's advanced age, a simple loud GOOD MORNING MADAME should be sufficient to send the good woman into a coma.
How marvellous darling! Fun japes could be had by replacing her dentures with the wind-up plastic ones that chatter, and then scolding her for gossiping once she has put them in. A talking commode might also surprise her during those intimate moments. Replace her heart pills with viagra and leave lying around the photos of Bruce Forsyth that you confiscated from her daughter. Invite a charlatan psychic (is there any other kind?) to give her bogus information about her late husband and a giant marrow. Finally attach a long tube to her face while she sleeps, then wake her with a light at the end of it and wail some gibberish nonsense. Nothing like a theatrical near death experience to brighten up your weekend old chap. Oh Rotter, your jokes are such fun! Toodle pip.
Not off hand. But if you do come up with anything particularly mean do let me know. I know a particular 92 year old, ideal to experiment on. I've waited over 50 years for this.
You could always sneak up behind her and pop some balloons.That ought to get the old gals heart pumping.
These Humpreys are obviously a hardy breed. How about drugging her daughter so she appears to be dead? That should give the old bird a bit of a fright what?
Rotter old bean you could fix up one of those shaking beds and an old air raid siren ? lock the ruddy door and switch them on in the early hours...the old bint will think she is back in the blitz ? or try the old air horn under the bed...if that fails i am sure the ghostly apparition of the visitor from outer space at the window will have her gasping for breath ??? especially when she wakes with the sore bottom ??? what what old bean.