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What are some good harmless vehicle pranks?

I need some creative ideas here! I want to get this guys car really bad! He's going to be away for three days and he has a small car. Please make these pranks funny but harmless.

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1. wrap his car in saran wrap fill the entire inside of his car with balloons or styrofoam peanuts put a "for sale" sign on his car
2. Lock the doors with the keys in there
3. fill it with farts
4. Put up a thing that makes it look like the glass is broken, but it's really not.
5. Throwing mud on it.
6. Spray paint, "Go Satan!" on the car. And move it to your nearest church....
7. Write on it with lipstick.
8. Putting sh*t under the door handle. lol
9. bumber stickers, car paint, sticking something on the roof...
10. wrote just married in window paint!
11. lots of saran wrap. my friends did this to this one guys car before and he was heated. its really hard to get off which makes it so brilliant
12. jack his car up and lower it on cinder blocks. Take all of his tires off and keep them for a few hours after he freaks out.
13. put bologna on the paint in mid day it leaves a slight discoloration that fades with uv rays from the sun so no permanant damage c: enjoy
14. stick an apple in the exhaust pipe
15. Put advertising an a ph: # on the passenger side.. I turned my mates van into "Big Keithys Erotic love bus adventures!" he got business
16. post-it the sh/t out of it.
17. throw eggs, preferably rotten................hehe throw basically food on it, tiolet paper is good 2...............:D
18. YOU CAN TI-PI IT...WITH TOILET PAPER THROW EGGS AT IT SPRAY PAINT HIS NAME ON IT FLAT HIS TIRES..(LOLL)
19. if you can get under the hood disconnect the battery
20. Put Crisco on the windows... super greasy and hard to get off. I've also seen people squish Oreos on the windows and it attracts a mad amount of birds & bugs! YUCK.
21. wrap the car.. haha with toilet paper.. or spray paint remover..
22. Cover the entire car with post-its, we did this a few summers ago to my friends and they died laughing. It doesn't ruin the car and is pretty cheap to pull off get 99 cent packs of post-its at your local drugstore. Good luck!
23. Put a bumper sticker saying "I'm a proud atheist" and take it to your church.
24. Apparently there aren't any, judging from what has been proposed so far.
25. put a rainbow sticker on it that says honk if you're gay
26. saran wrap! wrap it completely around their car so they cant get in. it's harmless to the car, just a pain in the butt to unwrap.
27. cover the seats and all of the inside of the car with siram wrap, the close all the doors and put like 50 layers of siram wrap on the outside of the car, its a bithc to get that stuff off, that is all
28. There is a tool you can find at any auto store, it takes out the valve stem of the tires for quick deflation.. or you could put dog poop in his mufflers.. they also make fake scratch stickers/parking tickets...
29. I don't do harmless
30. When I was in highschool, all of the seniors wrote "I love seniors" on the junior's cars with that glass writer stuff. So I (a junior) paid some freshmen to write "I love freshmen" on all of the senior's cars. It was funny. We also covered a guys car in sticky notes once. And covered a car in shaving cream. And of course, we TPed one or two.
31. plastic wrap all around the persons car. or peanut butter put on the handles but make sure its every single one. both methods are easily washed or taken off and dont cost much. if you really wanted to be mean you could do both. But make sure the peanut butter is on like the back of the handle so its a little suprise when opening the door or you can put a ton on so they just see it on each handle and know they have to do it eventually.
32. all pranks are mean . why do you think it is funny to be mean. do you like it when someone is mean to you.
33. make a fake ticket or something
34. have it towed
35. put petrolium jelly (vasoline) on his car step (if there is one) search for weaknesses in the guy you're pranking. what is he most scared of? bubble wrap his tires
36. Go to the local drug store, buy "window paint". Drive around and "borrow" traffic cones when no one is looking. Go to the guys car, and write whatever you want, all over his windows and then "cone" his car. meaning put cones all over and around the car. haha I got suspended for doing this with some friends. but just do it off of school grounds.
37. Cover the whole thingvin stickers!!
38. while we were at a banquet at school one night, my friend's aunt came to his truck and covered it with plastic wrap and wrote stuff on the wrap and tied a pink thong on his antenna.... XD
39. write crap all over it...just do it in white shoe polish... it will wash right off, but he want know this.
40. glue his windshield wipers down and put tooothpaste on his windshield. put some glue paper all over his windows, this will suck but add a bumper sticker to his bumper. let the air out of his tires. you can also glue flowers to his hood with some sticky honey, it wont mess up the paint,
41. put country music on in there. i hate it. it is mean to me. it makes me cry and calls me fat!
42. hahah i once put a NON FLAMING smoke bomb ontop of the axle thing under the car and it made it look like it was on fire my mom almost had a heart attack its so funny and you can buy them at most firework stores
43. Draw on the window with the window markers Cover with toilet paper Ceran Rap it Tape some random stuff to it.
44. window chalk, cray paper, plastic wrap, toilet paper, or my favorite...take one cookie off the oreo, lick the cream part and stick it to the windows. or post-its...a classic
45. There's not too many harmless pranks you can do to a car, but I'd recommend writing disses all over his window with window paint. If you want to keep it harmless, don't write on the paint job, it will not come off. Or if hes a close friend with a great sense of humor, take his tires off, and leave his car up on blocks (but be ready to give the tires back as soon as he gets home and panics a bit).
46. Take some skunk or fox scent masking liquid from a hunting store, then smear it all over the air con vents. The smell filling his car in the short space of time after he turns on the air con will turn his eye balls inside out. I did this to a friend of mine. Oh the hilarity!
47. get into his car, hot-wire it & put it in ur garage, then give him clues where to find it, if he doesn't just call him & tell him u have it, I've done something similar it was hilarious
48. lick then stick jolly ranchers on the windows, it'll break the glass. Or leave them alone you'll just get caught and get sued. I would know personal experience, lol jk ha!
49. Wrap the car with saran wrap and then use shaving cream and then hairspray the front window and sprinkle it with cool-aid. THEN, THEN, THEN...Take some maxi pads and put red food dye and stick 'em in between his windows ;D
50. put vaseline on his door handles