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What are some good ways to annoy or pull pranks on a teacher?

Ok so i have this english teacher who's super rude. But she's also easily annoyed. Me and my fellow class mates love making her mad. We've done a couple of good pranks that have really worked but we're running out of ideas. Don't get me wrong i like her because she's kinda funny. We also need to keep in mind that we don't want to be suspended or get in trouble can you please help us?

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Pull her chair out from under her, or write all over the board mrs... what ever her name is... and then write a joke on it!
Get a wind-up alarm clock and set it to go off during class. Put it in the waste basket and cover it with spaghetti and sauce(Chef Boy-ar-dee is good). Then add waste paper to cover it all up. Boffo yocks!
knock your books off the desk and talk when shes trying to talk and if theres any work books or anything when shes not looking fling them on the floor or if Ur handing something out drop it continuously
break her sharpener. steal all her pens and pencils. kill her family (JK)
superglue her chair and swear with everyone not to say who did it!
OK I never told anyone I was the one who did it which is why I never got caught. Place peices of chalk in the eraser it makes a horrible sound. you coat the outside of the chalk with glue the night before, it won't work when she trys to use it. taped dirty pictures to the roll out maps. Just cut up Dads old magazines, but wiped them off and left no finger prints. took all her pen caps off of the pens on her desk. Changed the clock forward 6 minutes. every day before she came in by the end of the week it was a half hour off. Moved her desk about 5 inches a day by the end of the week it was 1/2 way across the room. Changed the ABC's in Reverse order. This one took a little time so at recess I snuck back in through the other doors, and then had to sneak back it was a risk but really funny. figured I would say I just had to go #2 if got caught sneaking around. Found the top of a drink that pops up like a snapple it pops when you have it in your pocket I actually got two others in the class to do it too. So one would pop in one area, then another then another it was driving her mad. Our substitute left after only one week then I did it all over again. I wasn't the worst kid but I never got caught, we ended up going through about 30 subs in a 3 month period, known as the worst class ever. What I did was just an annoyance some of the other kids did things with tacks and taped her purse to the celing, they got caught just about every time couldn't keep their mouth shut.
small prank 4 u! if you have a phone record this noise off the computor and play it over and over in class (dont get caught by kids!) the funny thing is that adults cant hear the high frequency and she will be annoyed by the kids who hear it! if you want anymore pranks just find me on hear or add me :) | \/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfhxclj7U3g&feature=related