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Phoenix roadshow hits another speed bump Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 12:03PMThe Wellington Phoenix remain lost on the road and are drifting off the A-League pace after a 2-1 loss to the impressive Perth Glory.
Fusion of tradition and new movement Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 9:00AMNO longer exotic, but still most definitely different.
How the 3 Lions rated v Bulgaria Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 7:55AMJERMAIN DEFOE'S treble earned him top billing but a newcomer shone almost as much
NFL Cuts - AFC: Titans cut QB Simms, S Rolle to reach 53 Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 7:41AMNASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — The Tennessee Titans decided on Saturday to keep rookie Rusty Smith over veteran Chris Simms as the third quarterback behind Vince Young and Kerry Collins.
N.S. utility works to restore power after Earl Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 7:20AMA Nova Scotia Power employee was taken to hospital after getting a shock while fixing power lines downed by tropical storm Earl in Cape Breton.
Oak Grove jump was more than coach expected Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 7:15AMRAYVILLE — After 30 years of coaching at Oak Grove, Vic Dalrymple isn't too easily impressed.
Promoted, retired and collecting a higher pension Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 6:40AMThe resignation of a battalion chief in the Redford Fire Department — one day after he was promoted — has prompted some confusion.
Tommy James tells all: The glorious highs and little-known dark side of a hit-filled career Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 6:09AMPublishes memoir, with musical and movie in development
Soccer Capsules: Ecuador defeats Mexico 2-1 in friendly Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 5:27AMGUADALAJARA, Mexico (AP) — Christian Benitez scored after only 40 seconds to set up Ecuador's 2-1 win over Mexico in a friendly Saturday. It was Ecuador's first victory over Mexico in 14 years, spoiling the debut of Mexico's interim coach Efrain Flores.
Montario Hardesty's injury opens the door for Peyton Hillis: Terry's Talkin' Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 5:06AMPlain Dealer columnist Terry Pluto offers his thoughts on the Cleveland Browns, Indians and Cavaliers.
Munson: Teacher is making a difference in the classroom Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 5:01AMBelmond, Ia. — For a schmuck he seems like a pretty good teacher.
OSU football: Miscues add up in missed chance Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 3:37AMARLINGTON, Texas — What would it have taken? Oh, certainly better run defense by Oregon State. Maybe a more accurate throwing night for quarterback Ryan Katz. Possibly one better punt. And, finally, a verbal connection between the OSU center and quarterback on a snap that went awry and led to …
Rowan hangs on to win opener Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 3:35AMGLASSBORO For a trio of new starters, Rowan University's football opener against Lycoming was already going to be an exciting day.
Caplan's biggest NFL roster moves Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 2:50AMMiami releasing Pat White highlights huge NFL roster shake-ups. Pat White - NFL - Sport - Football - American
The Mainalis adjust fitfully to new life in Oakland Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 2:30AMThe refugee camp is a memory. Now, a family arrives -- with the chance to test the promise of America. Bhutan: A Journey from Conflict
Rooney role proves pivotal to Capello's new direction Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:13PMNote to doubters everywhere: for "buffoon" and "monster" please reinstate "genius" and "god". And replace jackass photomontage with wise old fox. At least until Tuesday night.
The Oklahoma City Thunder Blueprint Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:11PMThe Oklahoma City Thunder is following the plan set out by Sam Presti three years ago...it seems to be working well, and the league has noticed.
Hawick 14 - 19 Melrose: Rose are thorn in Teri side Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:06PMMELROSE hung on in a nail-biting Border derby at Mansfield Park yesterday to get back to winning ways, but there is still much tightening up to do by Craig Chalmers' side
Cy Falls, Klein Collins and Northland Christian cruise to victory Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:48PMThe Cy Falls High football team is carrying some momentum into next Saturday’s Class 5A-District 17 opener against Cy Woods.
Nesbitt, No. 16 Georgia Tech top S.C. State, 41-10 Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:35PMJoshua Nesbitt made it easy to forget about the offensive stars Georgia Tech lost to the NFL.
Nesbitt, No. 16 Georgia Tech top S.C. State, 41-10 Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:35PMATLANTA -- Joshua Nesbitt made it easy to forget about the offensive stars Georgia Tech lost to the NFL. Josh Nesbitt - Sport - Atlantic Coast Conference - NCAA Division I - College football
Sparks fly at Blue and White game Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:34PMFifth-year Ontario hockey league player Mike Lomas knows there's no one who can rely on what they did in the past. Every season starts the same, by trying to earn a job on a hockey team.[...]
Nesbitt, No. 16 Georgia Tech top S.C. State, 41-10 Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:09PMJoshua Nesbitt made it easy to forget about the offensive stars Georgia Tech lost to the NFL. Nesbitt ran for 130 yards and three touchdowns, Roddy Jones added two scoring runs and No. 16 Georgia Tech beat South Carolina State 41-10 on Saturday. The Yellow Jackets lost some big names from last year's Atlantic Coast Conference championship team.
Fall Fest Daily | Telluride Takes Off with "Never Let Me Go," "Tabloid" Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 3:05PMWriting from Venice, Anne Thompson battled a torrential storm to post her thoughts on Sofia Coppola's "Somewhere," and later caught up on the early word out of Telluride on new films from Mark Romanek, Errol Morris, and Peter Weir premiering last night, the festival's opening day. Writing about Romanek's 1970s alternate reality set "Never Let Me Go," Thompson notes that the director and writer ...
Bigger, Stronger and Older Players Changing Tennis Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 3:02PMTennis is being transformed by an older generation of bigger and stronger athletes, who have placed a premium on maturity.
soap opera synopsis Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:34AMOn-air summaries for Aug. 30-Sept. 3 ALL MY CHILDREN: As Ryan used the key he got from Greenlee to search Liza's office for files, David informed Greenlee that he overheard her plotting with Ryan. When David threatened to hurt Ryan if she persists, Greenlee told Ryan that she's staying with David, leading to a brawl between Ryan and David at Palmer's party. Caleb's speech announcing his plans to ...
Stong outing for Garcia, relievers help Cards beat Reds Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:29AMThree St. Louis Cardinals relievers made sure they didn't spoil the festive mood Friday night at Busch Stadium.
Ohio State: Week 1 Post-Marshall Wrap-Up and What We Learned Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 6:01AMWeek 1 of the 2010 Ohio State football season is in the books, and much of the speculation and lingering questions about the Buckeyes have finally been answered. After watching the Buckeyes dominate Marshall, there are six things that should now be evident beyond a shadow of a doubt. 1. Special teams is a glaring weakness Entering the season, special teams play was, and still is, the glaring ...
Congregation from Clay donates two weeks' offerings to buy Fowler football team new cleats Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 5:10AM"New cleats? Man, it means a lot to us. It really means a lot to us," said junior Wilquan Burke after receiving his pair.
Early Warning: Numero Group Makes The Canon Case For Syl Johnson Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 5:08AMThere's a story in the liner notes of the new Syl Johnson boxset due out this fall from Numero, about how, after some session work at Vee Jay Studios ('58), the label asked Syl if he had a demo because they might be interested in cutting a single on him. Syl didn't have one handy, so he ran home after the session, called up a buddy, wrote two songs, ran to a recording booth, and emerged with an ...
Warriors squash Eels Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:56AMParramatta have not been able to send retiring co-skipper Nathan Cayless out a winner, succumbing to a determined and finals-bound Warriors outfit 26-12 at Parramatta Stadium on Saturday night.
Boundary rider: Fre v Haw Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 4:37AMThe Hawks' big man has some airport blues and a Freo big man goes down
Uncooperative Arpaio Could Cost County $113 Million in U.S. Funds Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 3:42AMPHOENIX, Ariz.—The U.S. Justice Department has filed suit against Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for refusing to release records and grant access to facilities in their investigation of whether his aggressive operations against illegal immigrants have violated their civil rights.But...
M40 Oxford Tube crash driver is double a hero Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 3:32AMTHE driver hailed a hero for saving passengers when his Oxford Tube coach tipped over on the M40 had previously saved a former Oxford United manager in another crash.
Skiers pound Moffat County in season opener Saturday, September 4, 2010 @ 3:15AMSkiers tailback Nicky Ufkes battles for a few extra yards during Friday's season opener against Moffat County at Aspen High School. ASPEN — Forget Wilco. The Aspen football team delivered Friday night's best performance.
Creek, Springs triumphs highlights football openers Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:55AMOkay, six football games down and LOTS more to go.
Abbott dismisses 'black hole' Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:33AMTONY Abbott says despite Treasury assertions of a multi-billion dollar hole in its pre-election costings, the Coalition will deliver budget surpluses.
Randy Rogers Band ready for a breakthrough Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:17AMNASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Each January the Randy Rogers Band comes up with goals for the next year, and 2010's list was a doozey.A few items:* Release the biggest record of the band's career.* Latch on to an arena tour with a major star and play the best f ...
Winged coach to miss the action Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:17AMInjured Harcourts netball player/coach Kelly Sargent with her children Lucas, Macey and Jackson.
Longtime teacher retires abruptly, has computer seized Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 12:08AMWEST HAVEN — A longtime West Haven High School chemistry teacher and girls’ swimming coach abruptly retired from both positions last week, days before school and the swimming season began.
Columbia Police Chief Responds to SWAT Questions Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 11:59PMIn light of recent controversy surrounding the Columbia Police Department's SWAT team, we wondered about the SWAT response to a 6.5 hour standoff in northeast Columbia Tuesday night.
Firms 'pay more to keep men' Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 11:51PMEMPLOYERS of banking and financial staff are willing to pay men more than women to stay, a survey has found.
Duluth Bears Invading Garbage Cans Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 11:46PMRoving black bears, fattening up for winter are on the prowl in Duluth's Urban Wilderness. Their target: your garbage.
Facebook page leads search for loved ones in Haiti Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 11:43PMThe desperate quest to find loved ones started just minutes after the earthquake, as cell phones rang unanswered from beneath the rubble of Haiti's best hotel. Haiti - Facebook - Earthquake - Caribbean - Mobile phone
Farrar wins fifth stage of Tour of Spain Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 2:08PMAmerican Tyler Farrar won the fifth stage of the Tour of Spain on Wednesday in a sprint finish, while Belgium's Philippe Gilbert retained the overall leader's red jersey.
Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity hanging on Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 2:03PMOmar Glover, Terence McPherson and DaShon Williams (left to right), the three remaining members of the UNC chapter of Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity.
Roiled oilman Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 1:40PMR S Sharma is a man of very few words.
Cycling: Farrar wins fifth stage of Tour of Spain Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 1:32PMLORCA, Spain: American Tyler Farrar won the fifth stage of the Tour of Spain on Wednesday in a sprint finish, while Belgium's Philippe Gilbert retained the overall leader's red jersey.
Blog-on-Blog Love Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 1:27PMIf you’ll excuse me, I have some blog doting to do. M. Haubs and Jay Aych have been absolutely killing it with their previews and coverage of the FIBA World Championships at The Painted Area . This is nothing new. TPA has been an established go-to source for both NBA and international basketball content for some time, and the only thing that gives me more pleasure than taking in one of Haubs’ or ...
Navigation satellites contend with stormy Sun Wednesday, September 1, 2010 @ 1:25PMJust as we grow used to satellite navigation in everyday life, media reports argue that a coming surge in solar activity could render satnav devices useless, perhaps even frying satellites themselves. Is it true? No.